Piper Perri
I don’t have a penis.
It doesn’t make me sad or anything.
In fact there’s a ton of advantages, like being able to squat down like this without my penis dragging on the ground. I can cross my legs, wear tight pants, don’t have to wear a cup when I do sports.
Don’t you get it boys? I can’t get a boner but I can do tons of things you can’t.