This is what you do when you guys pee, right? You grab your dicks and aim em around?
How weird. It’d be like being able to aim where you shoot out your saliva or tears or snot; it might be fun at first, but it’s kinda weird and gross at the same time. I’m not sure anyone would want that ability.
Seriously, who needs a dick? Who needs to be able to pee standing up? I can pee just fine. And I don’t have to carry around a sack of weak balls like you do.