pussyenvyfetish:

This is all I have to wear for this nude wrestling tournament. I don’t even need to protect my crotch because I don’t have a weakness there.

It’s so pathetic those boys have to wear a cup and tights to protect their poor little testicles. Not like it matters, I can move the cup out of the way easily and attack them right where they’re weak.

If they didn’t wear tights and a cup? God, the match would over in 10 seconds, with their balls and penis dangling all over the place.

I’m so lucky nature didn’t curse me with such a hilarious weak spot like she did with men.