If I didn’t have balls or a penis, the first thing I’d do is smack my crotch against anything I could find. Girls don’t realize what a blessing it is for that part of your body to be smooth, flat, and pain free. If you want to know what it’s like being a guy, stuff a hot dog in your panties and carry it around all day. Anytime you get hit in the crotch, punch yourself in the gut. That’s what being a guy is like.