I don’t need to wear underwear when I wear tight jeans. You know why? Because I don’t have a penis and balls.
I don’t have to worry about my nuts getting squashed and causing me pain. I don’t have to worry about my penis chafing against the inside of my pants.
All I have to do is put on jeans and go out the door. I don’t even have to adjust, just put them on and I’m good to go!