pussyenvyfetish:

You can’t hit a girl in the balls! It doesn’t work on us, we don’t have balls. For us, it’s just like any other hit, we can shake it off and move on like it’s nothing.

Aren’t you jealous? The last time you got hit in the balls, didn’t you wish deep down in your soul that you could be a girl and never have to experience that pain again?

We don’t have a weak spot, but you do. Isn’t life so unfair?