pussyenvyfetish:

fight-of-the-sexes:

You boys and your frail crushable nuts are so funny to me

This one time I was squeezing a guys balls with one hand.

As if to retaliate, he instinctively grabbed towards my crotch. He tried to grab and squeeze like I was, but I just laughed at him as he grasped at air.

As he fell down on his knees I could see the tears of jealousy welling up in his eyes.

pussyenvyfetish:

fight-of-the-sexes:

You want to fuck me? What would you do for me? Would you let me knee your balls? Ha, you boys are so pathetic!

Why do boys think it’s such a big deal that I don’t have a penis?

It’s like they feel sorry for me for not having one.

Trust me guys, us girls get along just fine without one. Sure we can’t pee standing up, but we get a lot of advantages that you guys don’t, like not having balls for example.