pussyenvyfetish:

If you had to design a suit of armor, would you put a dangling part right between the legs?

Or how about putting a weak spot there that would disable the whole suit with just a single light hit?

Doesn’t make any sense, does it? So why would having a penis and balls make any sense either?

pussyenvyfetish:

Oh my God. My dick, it’s gone! Where did it go? And my balls too. Am I a girl?

Oh wow, this is nice. When I walk there’s like, nothing in the way there.

Holy shit this is nice! Jeez it’s like everything’s so smooth, everything just glides. Why didn’t anyone tell me being a girl felt so good?

pussyenvyfetish:

A vulva makes so much more sense than a penis and balls.

It’s illogical to have stuff dangling between your legs because those legs have to move to walk, to run, to do anything. And it’s especially illogical to have a weak spot that can take you down in one hit.

If you had to design an ideal body, the female form makes a lot more sense than the male one.

pussyenvyfetish:

Girls can run naked, but guys can’t.You see, guys have a little equipment problem. If you don’t have support, your dick and balls go flying everywhere. Is it true that it can actually cause you pain? That’s what I call bad design, you can’t even run without assistance.

Makes me feel sorry for you….