pussyenvyfetish:

You want to know what’s funny?

I have no idea what getting hit in the balls feels like. That pain you boys are so acutely aware of and afraid of? No girl in history has ever experienced it, or ever will.

That suffering is an exclusively male punishment.

It’s not really fair, is it? Oh well.

pussyenvyfetish:

Girls have all kinds of abilities that boys don’t.

We can straddle things, wear tight pants, cross our legs, get hit in the crotch without pain, swallow things from our crotch, feel the inside of our bodies, fit bigger things inside our bodies than men can, have multiple orgasms…..

But you boys are SO proud of your ability pee standing up. Maybe it’s because there’s nothing else to be proud about….