Women showing men why being female is superior
What does it feel like getting hit in the balls?
Is it true that the pain extends all the way up into your abdomen and stuff?
Gosh, I have no idea what it feels like, but it makes me feel sorry for you. I don’t have balls, so I never have to know what that feels like. From the sounds of it I guess I should feel lucky.
Go ahead; slap me in the crotch over and over again, it’s not going to do anything.
Face it: girls don’t have balls. A hit there doesn’t hurt us like a hit to your testicles hurts you.
Sucks for you!
You want to know why having no penis is nice?
It means we can wear a skirt because we don’t have to worry about a penis hanging past the bottom, or accidentally getting a boner and lifting up the skirt. It means we can wear really tight underwear and pants. It means we can cross our legs without having to move stuff out of the way.
And, it means we can take hits to the crotch over and over and over again without experiencing pain.
Face it guys, being male sucks. Being female is better.
I gotta say, I do not envy you guys for having a penis.
Carrying all that stuff between your legs does not look easy.
Only one sex can take hits to the crotch without being incapacitated.
Only one sex can cross their legs, run, walk, sit without making adjustments.
Only one sex can swallow a whole fist into their bodies with no problems.
Can you guess which sex is the superior one?
A penis and testicles are a completely superfluous thing.
You don’t need them to live; girls are proof enough of that.
So really, it’s an unnecessary organ. How does that feel guys? To have to carry around useless dead weight.
Guys are so proud of their cocks, but they have no idea what it’s like not having one.
Maybe it’s way better; how would they know?
Is it better to have a penis and balls or to not have them?
Well let me put it to you this way. Imagine you have to carry a weight around your neck your whole life. You couldn’t even run without it flopping around and getting in the way.
Maybe you could convince yourself that it’s not that bad, that it’s just a minor inconvenience.
But those without that burden know the truth.
Guys make up all kinds of reasons why having a penis is great, but I think it’s because they’re scared of the truth:
That being a girl is better, that having a penis really isn’t all that.
All that stuff in the way, having testicles as a vulnerable weak spot, I mean come on, who can honestly say that’s better?
