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Seriously, I am so glad I don’t have a penis. Isn’t it uncomfortable for you guys having all that stuff hanging there? How do you fit it all in your pants?
I’m much happier having smooth skin, thank you very much.
Getting slapped into the crotch would destroy you boys, but since us girls don’t have balls, it’s not so bad.
Oh, you poor boys.
I don’t know what that feels like, and I’ll never have to.
You guys don’t like having a weak spot? You should’ve been smart like us girls and not had balls.
I wear the penis in this relationship
I love this!
This is so dominating: using her crotch, right where her balls would be, to crush his.
Such irony: the same area that causes him so much pain causes her none.
Girls are superior to boys.
Are you going to believe me, or am I going to have to pop you in the nuts to prove it?
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There’s tons of advantages to not having a penis.
For example, you can’t get hit in the nuts. Walking’s much more comfortable. You don’t get your nuts stuck to your legs. You can wear much tighter clothes because you don’t have to find room for a penis and balls.
But honestly, I think the best thing is just being able to reach down and feel nothing but soft, smooth, sexy skin the whole way.
Guys, are there any times you wish you didn’t have a penis or balls? Please share your story.
Face it boys: being female is far better than being male.
This is all the proof you need.
