pussyenvyfetish:

Does it hurt when I kick you in the balls with these boots? I bet it does, not that I would know.

Let’s make it fair. I’ll squat for you, I’ll let everything from my crotch hang down, so you can hit me. Unfortunately for you, there isn’t much there. There’s definitely not a vulnerable pair of balls.

Isn’t that frustrating? I can cause you so much pain, but you can’t do the same to me.

pussyenvyfetish:

I feel bad that guys have to wear a cup when they play sports. It must be uncomfortable having all that between your legs, to the point that it interferes with movement. I can cross my legs, do maneuvers boys can’t because of all the junk they have in the way.

pussyenvyfetish:

Come on boys, you can’t even fit in one can into your body?

I’m just a skinny girl, and even I’m able to fit this all inside my body. You’re bigger than me, yet you still can’t handle it?

I guess girls are just more capable than boys are.