pussyenvyfetish:

deepanaldildo:

Veneisse after Supermarket: Everything she bought must be in: big beer can

Women are meant to be able to give birth to babies.

So of course she can fit in something that massive. That’s one of the talents girls get to have. It’s not fair that guys can’t even fit a fraction of that, but life isn’t fair.

pussyenvyfetish:

I’m so glad I got turned into a woman! I’ve never tickled the inside of my backbone before…

Seriously, I had no idea getting impaled could feel so amazing. I can reach places inside my body that I never could as a man. How can girls be so lucky? 

pussyenvyfetish:

What are you staring at? 

Oh I get it. Are you jealous of how I can press my foot right into my crotch without it causing pain? Well that’s my advantage as a woman. You get to pee standing up, so it’s only fair that I get something too, right?