You boys and your cocks.
I just don’t get the whole concept, how do you deal with dead weight that just hangs there? And the bigger it is, the more it gets in the way.
It would be so uncomfortable if I had a penis hanging on my surfboard. Where would I put it?
I’m so glad I don’t have one, it would be just one more thing to worry about.
Face it guys: having no dick and no balls is the better, more logical design. It simply does not make sense to have a bunch of stuff hanging between your legs. It’s an inconvenience, a weakness, and it gets in the way.
Your design is inferior.
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Wearing a strap on is fun and all, but I don’t understand how you guys live like this your whole lives.
It’s so big and dangly, how do you put on pants? I feel like I can barely walk with this thing on, yet you have to do it every day.
I feel bad for you, I really do.
Sure, having your cock sucked feels good, but what is it the rest of the time? Dead weight. That’s all it is, serving no purpose other than to be uncomfortable and get in the way of your legs.
That’s why I’m glad I’m a girl. I don’t have to carry dead weight everywhere.
Sucking cock sure is fun, but I’d be the first to tell you I wouldn’t want to have one. The thought of having all that hanging from my crotch sounds awful. How could you even walk with a foot of dead weight hanging between your legs?
All I’m saying is, I’m glad you boys have to carry that burden and not me.
Can you believe that? One hit and he’s down!
Cindy, I don’t know about you, but I’m so glad I’m a girl.
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It doesn’t hurt me to get hit in the crotch! Because I don’t have a penis or balls.
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Look at how tight these panties are. How do you boys have any room in your underwear for your dick? Seriously, it looks so uncomfortable all jammed in there. I’m so glad I don’t have one.