Women showing men why being female is superior
α ChiGuy
Boys complain so much about how it hurts to get hit in the balls.
It gets to a point that it actually makes me feel lucky to be a girl.
I can smack, smack, smack my crotch all day without any pain. That’s actually what happens when I ride my horse.
Boys think they’re so great for having a penis, but I’m perfectly happy without one.
Her
One of the best things about not having a penis is never having to worry about it dangling where it isn’t supposed to.
My friend has a 9 inch penis. He’s always telling me about how the tip accidentally dangled out of his shorts, or onto his dirty couch, or worse, into a toilet bowl.
See, you boys don’t have any control over your penis. It has no muscles, it just hangs there, like a dead snake.
Me? I can lay on this old dusty sheet with no issues. My body is tight and in control.
AND DON’T FORGET IT!
Ladies get busting…..
And we don’t have balls, so you can’t do the same thing to us!
Isn’t it unfair? Well too bad! If you wanted this advantage, you should have been born a girl.
Furious schoolgirl showing no mercy to her teachers.
Does it hurt? Are you jealous that I don’t have balls?
Well too bad!
Without nuts, we can smack our crotches together with no pain. It actually feels good.
Boys are so easy to beat, it’s pathetic. It’s hard to believe they survived this long when nature gave them such a debilitating weak spot. Even though it’s not fair, I don’t feel bad about hurting their balls. It’s not my fault they have them.
As a girl, it doesn’t hurt to get hit in the crotch. That’s probably the biggest advantage we have over boys.
I’m a tough woman.
I can wear tight shorts because I don’t have balls. I can get hit in the crotch with no pain because I don’t have balls.
You can’t do either of those things. That makes me superior to you.
And then he landed just like this! All us girls were laughing at him, he thought he could that flip because he as a man and he was strong, but he was wrong!
