Why would anyone want to be a boy? Why would anyone want nuts? It’s so much better not having them.
I can slide my smooth crotch against this smooth, wet pole, and it won’t hurt me because I don’t have balls.
What’s the matter babe? You’re looking at me in shock. Are you wondering how I’m able to straddle this couch? It’s because I don’t have nuts! It doesn’t hurt me to do this, unlike you. See, we girls have abilities you boys don’t!
Erika Tonooka
I found a magic genie lamp that granted me 3 wishes. When I fell out of a tree and ruptured by balls on a branch, I was in so much pain I wished I was a girl.
I now realize that was the last time I’ll ever experience ball pain, and you know what? Good riddance! This is so much better it’s criminal.
Why do boys have to wear a cup when they do sports? I don’t get that. This doesn’t hurt me at all, what’s the big deal?
Aren’t you jealous? As a boy this would hurt you, but as a girl this doesn’t hurt me at all. I don’t have nuts that can be injured or poked or crushed. Instead I have a smooth, strong, flat, sexy crotch.
Riri Kuribayashi
Aww, poor boy, are you jealous that us girls can straddle things and you can’t? Does it hurt your poor little ballsies? Does it make you wish you could be like us and sit on your crotch with no pain?
Well too bad, you can’t. Your balls are your weakness and there’s nothing you can do about it!
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Girls can do many things boys can’t, and one of the best things is straddling whatever we want. With no penis and no balls, there’s no pain!