Women showing men why being female is superior
Yuki Jin
Look, I don’t want a penis! Don’t you understand? I don’t care if you have a magical spell that can give me one, I don’t want one or need one. It doesn’t hurt me to get hit in the crotch, and my vagina lets me feel places boys can’t. Why would I give that up to have a penis? You boys are so arrogant, thinking having one is so great. Most of us girls like the way we are.
Nene Ozaki
On average, girls are able to ride a mechanical bull much longer than boys. You know why? Balls!
Balls are a boy’s biggest weakness. One hit there and he’s done. And in bull riding, they’re completely exposed. With the bull hopping up and down, there’s a constant risk that those balls will get smashed. Eventually they will, and he will fall over.
Not a problem for girls! That’s why girls are better.
As a guy, this used to hurt me so bad. I couldn’t put any weight on my crotch without causing pain.
Now though, now I can put as much force as I want there and it never hurts. It sometimes actually feels good!
It’s so unfair. What’s a weakness for guys is a source of pleasure for girls.
As a girl, being out in public wearing a leotard or bikini is exhilarating. The cloth hugs so tight to your crotch, there’s nothing left to the imagination. Everyone can see the shape of your body, they can see that you don’t have a penis. It’s like you’re naked, but you’re not.
But they can’t say anything or stare! It’s impolite. It’s like they have to look you in the eyes and talk to you, trying to avoid looking down and seeing how you don’t have a penis. It gets me so horny!
This leotard squeezes so close to my crotch, it gets me horny. You boys can’t wear anything this tight, your penis and balls are too irregular shaped. You will never feel the joy, the excitement of having something squeeze you this close, this intimate.
On a girl’s bike, the seat angles up. It puts most of the weight right onto the crotch.
This is actually a better position for angling force into the pedals. But since boys have balls, their seat has to sit flat, and they don’t get as much force into their pedals.
My boyfriend has to wear a cup when he bikes, but I don’t.
He forgot his cup, he thought he’d be fine but we hit a bump and the bike slammed right into his crotch. He’s miles behind me, still in pain! When he gets here I’m going to hop up and down on my bike to make fun of him, so he can see how it doesn’t hurt me.
God I feel so lucky to be a girl!
I’m so glad I don’t have balls.
I really feel sorry for you boys, it must be hard living with such a bad weak spot.
I’d have more sympathy for you if I had any idea what being hit in the balls feels like, but I don’t! I will never experience that suffering.
Doesn’t that make you jealous?
