pussyenvyfetish:

When I was a girl and learned boys had penises, I thought I was missing something. I didn’t understand why they got something I didn’t.

But as time went on, I realize it really doesn’t make sense to have a penis. I need my crotch to sit; why would I want something hanging in the way? I need my legs to walk; why would I want something hanging in the way?

The female design is so much better and more logical. We’re streamlined, that’s what we are.

pussyenvyfetish:

I was installing a new shower curtain when I slipped and straddled the tub. Yeah it wasn’t comfortable, but it wasn’t horrible either. All I could think about is how much worse it would have been if I was a boy.

Let me tell you, I’ve never felt so lucky to be a girl in my life.

pussyenvyfetish:

“Being a boy is great! I’m so glad I get to have a penis!”

I know that’s what you boys are thinking on the inside. But did you ever stop and think about the disadvantages? For example, you can’t straddle anything. For guys with big dicks, they can’t even sit without adjusting or discomfort.

As a girl, I can straddle or sit however I like with no concerns. Aren’t you jealous?

pussyenvyfetish:

madsexontop:

Table manners….
Mr Madness @madsexontop

I once saw this skater boy wipe out and straddle a pole. He was in so much pain, they actually had to take him to a hospital to be given pain medicine and to check for rupture.

Meanwhile as a girl, it doesn’t hurt me at all. It actually feels good to hump things; I’m bouncing against this table as we speak.

It think it’s so funny how unequal it is.

pussyenvyfetish:

When you were a kid, you thought you were so lucky to have a penis, you thought it was so great to be able to pee standing up. You made fun of me because I didn’t have one.

Well now that you can see how it doesn’t hurt me to get hit in the crotch, you don’t feel so lucky now, do you?