Girls bodies are more streamlined. They don’t have a penis randomly jutting out from the crotch. They don’t have balls randomly hanging there. Everything is smooth and orderly and logical.
When I was a girl and learned boys had penises, I thought I was missing something. I didn’t understand why they got something I didn’t.
But as time went on, I realize it really doesn’t make sense to have a penis. I need my crotch to sit; why would I want something hanging in the way? I need my legs to walk; why would I want something hanging in the way?
The female design is so much better and more logical. We’re streamlined, that’s what we are.
You still think having a penis is so great?
My whole body weight is on my crotch and I feel fine. Could you do this? Didn’t think so.
I was installing a new shower curtain when I slipped and straddled the tub. Yeah it wasn’t comfortable, but it wasn’t horrible either. All I could think about is how much worse it would have been if I was a boy.
Let me tell you, I’ve never felt so lucky to be a girl in my life.
“Being a boy is great! I’m so glad I get to have a penis!”
I know that’s what you boys are thinking on the inside. But did you ever stop and think about the disadvantages? For example, you can’t straddle anything. For guys with big dicks, they can’t even sit without adjusting or discomfort.
As a girl, I can straddle or sit however I like with no concerns. Aren’t you jealous?
Table manners….
Mr Madness @madsexontopI once saw this skater boy wipe out and straddle a pole. He was in so much pain, they actually had to take him to a hospital to be given pain medicine and to check for rupture.
Meanwhile as a girl, it doesn’t hurt me at all. It actually feels good to hump things; I’m bouncing against this table as we speak.
It think it’s so funny how unequal it is.
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Well look who’s jealous now.
All those years, you thought you were better than girls because you get to have a penis.
But look at what we can do that you can’t. As long as you have balls, you will never be able to do this.
So tell me, who should be jealous of who?
I just hit you in the nuts.
You still think it’s great being a guy? You still want to brag about peeing standing up? Look at what I can do, I can straddle this without pain, even bounce up and down no problem.
Who’s jealous now?
When you were a kid, you thought you were so lucky to have a penis, you thought it was so great to be able to pee standing up. You made fun of me because I didn’t have one.
Well now that you can see how it doesn’t hurt me to get hit in the crotch, you don’t feel so lucky now, do you?