Women showing men why being female is superior
This one time when I was a kid, this boy would not stop making fun of me for being a girl. He said he knew I didn’t have a penis and bragged about how he could pee standing up and I couldn’t, how he had one and I didn’t. Finally I couldn’t take it anymore and kicked him square in the nuts. That shut him up real quick! From that day on, he stopped making fun of me for being a girl. After I kept threatening to kick him again, I think he actually started wishing he was one!
Aren’t you boys jealous I can do this and you can’t?
You poor, poor boys and your sensitive little balls.
Ride it …
They say girls have it bad because we can’t pee standing up, but I say boys have it bad because it hurts them so bad to get hit in the crotch.
Honestly, I think they have it worse. Yeah it sucks that I can’t pee standing up, but it’s not like I’m in excruciating pain at the lightest hit.
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As a girl, sometimes I have to stop and appreciate how I don’t have balls. Often I take it for granted and straddle things without even thinking, but sometimes I realize “huh, I wouldn’t be able to do this if I had balls.”
It makes me appreciate how my body was designed better than boys, since I don’t have a glaring weak spot like they do.
When I was a kid, a bunch of neighborhood boys had a silly roshambo challenge. They kicked each other in the crotch to see who was the toughest, the idea being whoever could withstand the most pain deserved to be in charge.
When I joined in one day, they were all shocked over how many hits I could take. I took over twice as many hits as their toughest boy. They all thought I was so tough, I got to boss them around all summer!
Pigtails have such an interesting appeal…
At first, I thought I would miss having a penis and balls, but now that I can straddle things without pain, I think I could get used to this…
When I was a little girl, a bunch of boys bullied me all the time. Sometimes, they would lift me up and drop my crotch onto a desk corner, just like this. I would act like it hurt to stop them from bullying me, but secretly it didn’t hurt me at all. They didn’t know girls don’t have balls, so they assumed it hurt me as much as it would hurt them.
As a girl, I guess I take it for granted that I can straddle things. I do it all the time without even thinking about it. I barely even realize that boys can’t do it.
I don’t need to wear a cup or jock strap when I’m biking. Without a penis or balls, there’s nothing down there to get injured.
