Pussy Envy Fetish

wackpics:

Her: So what did you think of the new STAR WARS film?

Him: It’s pretty good, but the girl hero was a bit much.

Her: What? How so?

Him: I’m really tired of all of the girls in action movies today. What happened to guys like Arnold Schwarzenegger and–?

Her: Well, that TERMINATOR movie last summer was awful. It bombed.

Him: Whatever. I just think that between all of the women in Marvel movies and–

Her: There haven’t been any female-fronted Marvel movies.

Him: Not YET, at least. I’m sure they’re coming. It’s the trendy thing now, even though it’s completely unbelievable.

Her: How is it unbelievable?

Him: Are you serious? No one believes girls being dominating like that. No one believes girls being strong like that. No one believes girls beating up guys like that. It’s just political correctness gone ma–

Her: (hammer-fists him very hard right in the balls)

Him: (gasping, high-pitched voice) –aaaa… (drops to his knees, face red and eyes wide with shock, holding his testicles, in a world of pain and looking very stupid)

Her: It sure seems believable to me.

wackpics:

Her: Sex is sort of like food.

Him: How so?

Her: A pussy is a donut, a beautiful thing with a hole. It’s tempting and a little sinful. 

Him: (looks at her body, up and down) Makes sense to me.

Her: (catches him looking at her breasts) And boobs are melons, big, round and juicy. (winks at him) On some girls, at least.

Him: On some girls…

Her: And a dick is a piece of meat–a sausage, obviously–and is sinful in its own right. 

Him: What about balls?

Her: Oh, balls are eggs (hammers her fist down on his testicles).

Him: (goes bug-eyed, shakes and sputters in pain)

Her: (smiling) They’re so easy to break!

pussyenvyfetish:

chariotsnow:

Ball Crusher on iWantClips

I can spread my legs to kick you, but you can’t spread you legs, that would make you vulnerable. It doesn’t make me vulnerable, because I don’t have balls!

pussyenvyfetish:

It doesn’t hurt me to get hit in the crotch! I guess that’s why it’s better to be a woman.

pussyenvyfetish:

cbustsamantha:

Go ahead….You know you want to

Come on, that didn’t even hurt! Sweetheart, I just want to know what getting hit in the balls feels like. You know, so I can empathize with you boys. But this isn’t working, you’re hitting me with plenty of force, but it’s not hurting me anywhere near as bad as it hurts you boys.

I think we should just give up. There’s just no way a girl can feel that pain!

pussyenvyfetish:

lizzymontrose:

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Girls can straddle things, but boys can’t.

pussyenvyfetish:

That’s it? That’s what boys make such a big fuss about?

I just don’t get it. Being hit in the crotch doesn’t hurt so bad. What’s wrong with them, why does it hurt them so much more?

pussyenvyfetish:

You trying to get revenge for all the times I hit you in the balls? Well good luck, I don’t have balls! Go on, hit me in the crotch, it won’t hurt me like it hurts you.

pussyenvyfetish:

pussy-pain:

Over and over… . faster and harder and then when she cums you pull back her hood and continue on with the spanking of her clit.

Aren’t you glad you’re a girl? I’m going to do everything in my power to make you thankful you don’t have balls.

pussyenvyfetish:

The fact that she’s still standing tells me it hurts girls a lot less than it hurts boys.