What I would give to see this when I look down my underwear….
Thigh gap so big, you can see a city block through there.
Must be nice to have no penis.
Stuffing Misa’s loose teen pussy completely full with a gigantic Missile butt plug
@esadollmisa is so hot
If anyone ever thinks penises are more amazing than vaginas because “it lets you pee standing up”, just show them this video.
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When I was a kid, the boys in school used to play a game where they kicked each other in the crotch, whoever lasted the longest was the toughest.
They were always making fun of us girls, so one day I joined in to teach them a lesson. I didn’t just win easily, I lasted five times longer than any of them. They didn’t know girls didn’t have balls yet, so they thought I was that much tougher than they were. They never made fun of us girls again.
Isn’t being a girl great? It’s like an unfair advantage.
The other day I saw some boys hitting each other in the crotch, they were having a contest to see who was the toughest.
I joined in, and I lasted longer than any of them. I guess that makes me the toughest, doesn’t it?
You’re mad at me because I kicked you in the nuts, aren’t you? What’s that? You want to kick me in the nuts so I can feel the pain too?
I got bad news for you, buddy.
I don’t have a penis, but I’ve never needed one.
I can go to school, play sports, get a job, travel, live life to the fullest, and I don’t need a penis to do any of it.
So why do guys think having a penis is so important? I just don’t get it. It’s not that big of a deal guys, get over it.
I don’t need to wear underwear when I wear tight jeans. You know why? Because I don’t have a penis and balls.
I don’t have to worry about my nuts getting squashed and causing me pain. I don’t have to worry about my penis chafing against the inside of my pants.
All I have to do is put on jeans and go out the door. I don’t even have to adjust, just put them on and I’m good to go!