fullandengorged:

“What’s it like having a penis in your pants? Does it get really sensitive after a few days of not cumming? I wonder if his testicles get bigger when they start to fill… Do they get heavier after a few days and does that weight you feel make your desperate cock get hard at the most random times? Haha I wonder if his dick is hard right now, because Jessica your big tits might be getting him excited. Cmon stand up we want to see if you have an erection for us. Oh wow! You must be really full because that is a huge bulge. Let’s go to a bathroom, we want to see how much cum shoots out after you rub it for us.”

pussyenvyfetish:

Say it. Say that girls are superior.

Come on, you’re looking right at my crotch. You can see the proof right in front of you why I’m better: I don’t have balls. You can’t hit me in the balls. You can’t put my cock in a cage. I don’t have either of those weaknesses. That’s what makes me strong.

See! It wasn’t that hard to admit, was it? I don’t suppose it had anything to with that stomp I just gave you 🙂

wackpics:

Her: Let’s race downstairs.

Him: What are we racing for?

Her: The loser gets kicked in the balls.

Him: Wait, you don’t have balls.

Her: I guess I automatically win then (kicks him hard in the testicles).

Him: (drops to the floor moaning and shaking)

Her: (giggles)

pussyenvyfetish:

It’s not my fault your balls hurt you so bad. If they give you so much trouble, why don’t you just cut them off? That’s what I would’ve done if I was born with them.

If you’re not willing to do that, then you can’t blame me for exploiting my advantage.

pussyenvyfetish:

See, that’s what I love about being female. I don’t have balls. I can cause you pain that I never have to suffer. It’s so unfair it’s sinful, but that’s what makes it so fun! I get to exploit my female advantage over and over again, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

pussyenvyfetish:

smgdarkfire:

Awww poor baby , look at you in the ground holding your balls moaning…does it hurt a lot? *stomps down between your legs* come on baby spread those legs for me only two more kicks and I will take you to heaven.

See? I don’t have balls! I can get hit in the crotch over and over again and it doesn’t hurt.

Aren’t you jealous?

pussyenvyfetish:

How the hell do you guys walk with these things?

It has to be a burden at some point. It makes it more difficult to walk, to wear clothes. You can’t even straddle things or cross your legs because it gets in the way. They’re fun to play with, but I’m glad you’re the ones who have to carry it and not me.

pussyenvyfetish:

One of my favorite things about being a girl is getting slapped in the crotch.

I know how much it hurts guys, so it makes me feel so lucky to be a girl when it doesn’t hurt. When I’m being slapped there, I like to imagine guys rolling around on the floor, crying in pain from the same treatment.

The physical pleasure I get from the stimulation is topped only by the psychological satisfaction of feeling superior.