Women showing men why being female is superior
Because she’s a girl, she can swallow up her entire fist all at once. Isn’t that incredible?
Most guys can’t even take in anything from that end of their body. Whereas for her it’s the biggest hole in her body, guys don’t have a hole there at all. They can’t do what she’s able to do.
Female wrestling
Since girls don’t have balls, they can use their crotch as a weapon to grapple and hold their opponent. Whereas guys can only do that from their upper body, girls can do that from their lower body too.
That’s such a big advantage in wrestling. She can press her crotch right against her opponent and it doesn’t hurt her at all. If a man tried to do that he’d crush his balls.
I don’t have a penis, but why the hell would I want one? Sure I could pee standing up, but it’s not worth the cost of having it dangling in the way all the time. And those balls? Forget it. You gets get even tapped there once and you’re on the ground crying. Why would I want that?
You ever hear the saying less is more? When it comes to genitals, that’s definitely the case. I’m not the one missing something; you’re the one carrying a burden.
Shocked by his size
It’s impressive, but how the hell are you supposed to walk with this thing? It hangs out the bottom of your shorts; you can’t even wear shorter or tighter shorts, can you?
Don’t get me wrong, your penis is fun to play with, but I’m sure as hell glad I don’t have one. I get the best deal because I can play with it and get enjoyment out of it, without having the burden of carrying it everywhere.
Jeans Facesitting
I bet you wish you could hit me in the nuts, don’t you? You can see my crotch is all exposed, sitting right there on your face. If I was a guy I’d be so vulnerable in this position.
But I’m a girl! We don’t have nuts, so this isn’t painful for us at all. You can squirm, bang your head against my crotch and it won’t hurt me.
Does it make you sad that I can do this but you can’t? I’m sure that must make you jealous.
Hot female facesitting
Isn’t this great? Since I don’t have balls, I can press my crotch right down on your face and it doesn’t hurt me at all.
I’d like to see you try this. I bet you’d hurt your balls so bad, you’d lose the match.
Don’t you hate how I can do this and you can’t? Just goes to show that girls have the advantage.
I can’t believe it; my penis is really gone. That witch really did turn me into a girl.
But you know what’s the strangest thing? I actually like this. A lot.
I had a big ol 9 inch dick. Yeah it was fun to show off, but it was so damn uncomfortable. Sometimes it was hard to walk because it was chafing so hard against my pants. I had to constantly adjust and unstick, it was a pain.
But now that I don’t have a penis? Walking is so much more easy and comfortable. I can’t believe girls get to experience this their whole lives, they’re so lucky. If I had to do it all over again, I would want to be born a girl. This is so much better.
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Is it more comfortable to have a penis or no penis?
Look at how it hangs, look at how there’s no space for it in the boxers. I think it’s obvious which is more comfortable.
One day I woke up in a girl’s body and never changed back into a man.
Since I’ve experienced it both ways, I can tell you as a fact that it’s a ton easier to run as a girl than as a boy.
It’s so much more comfortable without a penis and balls in the way. I never realized how annoying they were until I experienced having a female body; now I don’t know how I ever lived with all that shit hanging down there. It’s such an improvement, even if I could go back to being a boy, I wouldn’t.
Feel how lumpy and irregular your crotch is with your penis smushed all over the place.
Now look at mine. Look at how nice and flat and smooth it is. Imagine running your hand down the front of my crotch and feeling the smooth nylon.
Aren’t you jealous? My crotch is smooth and pretty and sexy, yours is a mess.