Pussy Envy Fetish

pussyenvyfetish:

For some reason, I’ve only ever seen girls use this machine at the gym. For the longest time I couldn’t figure out why, but it comes down to simple anatomy.

Boys have a penis, and it gets in the way. There’s barely any room in underwear for a penis as it is, so there’s no way a guy can comfortably press his crotch against this corner, his penis would get absolutely squished. And balls are even more sensitive, if they get squished he’s done.

For girls, it’s not a problem because they don’t have anything hanging hazardously down there. Honestly, it’s a much better design, much more elegant and logical.

As a society, it’s time we admit that women are able to do things men can’t because they don’t have a penis and balls, and in a way that makes them superior.

pussyenvyfetish:

Look what I can do because I don’t have balls! You boys aren’t able to do this, it would cause too much pain to your balls. What’s impossible for you is easy for me.

Aren’t I lucky?

pussyenvyfetish:

Seriously guys, how the fuck do you fit that in your pants?

I’m so glad I’m a girl, that must be so uncomfortable.

pussyenvyfetish:

Women are blessed with an incredible hole.

She can fit in three hands at the same time, yet most men can’t even fit in one.

pussyenvyfetish:

Women can do the most amazing things.

pussyenvyfetish:

As a girl, this is how I stand to attention.

I wish I had something down there that could stand to attention too.

pussyenvyfetish:

With balls, how could they possibly hope to win?

pussyenvyfetish:

How could men possibly be the dominant sex if they have such a blatant weakness?

pussyenvyfetish:

Looks like Spider-Man would be a much better superhero if he were Spider-Girl

pussyenvyfetish:

See this spot right here? This is where her penis would be if she was a boy. But lucky for her, she’s not. She doesn’t have to carry an annoying dangly thing for her whole life. She doesn’t have a pair of sensitive balls that hurt like hell if you so much as tap them.

Nope, she’s a girl, with no penis and no balls. She can get hit on the crotch again and again and it doesn’t hurt. Aren’t you jealous?