Hey, I’ve got an itch under my lung, would you mind scratching it for me?
Seriously though, the fact that girls get to experience all these deep internal sensations is not fair. As a guy, why don’t I get to know what that feels like?
KICK HIS FUCKING NUTS!
Girl power!
If you did this to a girl, it wouldn’t hurt her anywhere near as bad. Just more proof that girls are superior to boys. You chose the wrong side, boys!
Women are so lucky to have such an incredible hole.
They can do so many things that men can’t do, it’s ridiculous.
How could nature be so unfair? How could it give women a hole so big, they can take a forearm into their body, while giving males a penis so small, it’s barely bigger than their hand?
At this point, it’s not even an argument that women get bigger, better parts than men. If I had to do it all over again and could choose my gender, I’d choose female, every time.
You know what I just did? I just felt something slide behind my bladder, through my hips, and tickle me behind my bellybutton.
Isn’t that amazing? Thanks to me being a girl, I get to experience incredible sensations in places so deep, I can’t even see.
I feel so sorry for you boys, you don’t get to experience anything this intimate and intense, do you?
Women get to fuck things that are so much bigger than what guys have.
It’s so unfair, why are their parts ten times bigger than ours? It’s not fair how they get to do more and enjoy more.
Not quite what I’d call a huge insertion, but she has a nice gaping pussy… With the right tools, you could most probably stretch her cunt to a massive level. And btw, she’s fucking hot!
Just incredible.
How does a woman that small have a vagina that big? It’s like, a third the size of her pelvis. It shouldn’t even be biologically possible, yet women make it happen every day.
You men are so pathetic! I barely even tapped you in the crotch and you’re already on the floor crying like a little baby.
Come on, us girls can take hits to the crotch all day without any pain at all. Aren’t you guys supposed to be the stronger sex? You’re always going on about how much bigger and stronger you are. But I guess none of that matters when you have a weak spot this vulnerable, huh?
EXACTLY HOW TO TREAT A LOSER….
Girls rule, boys drool!
Seriously, doesn’t this prove that girls are better than boys? Girls don’t have a weak spot like boys do.
You think I’d be able to wear these shorts if I was a boy? There’s no way.
These shorts are way too short and tight for anyone with a penis to wear them. That’s why I love wearing them: I get to show off how I can wear something you can’t.
That’s right, it’s not uncomfortable for me. It doesn’t hurt me, I can smack myself in the crotch over and over and it doesn’t hurt me at all.
Don’t you wish you could do what I can? But you can’t, because of your stupid penis and balls.