You think having a penis is comfortable? Look at it, there’s no room, does that look comfortable to you?
Imagine having to jam that in pants every day. That can’t feel good.
I don’t know why guys think I’m inferior because I don’t have a penis.
It’s like OK, I get it, you have a body part I don’t have. And I’m sure it’s great peeing standing up and getting boners and all that. I’ll never get to know what that feels like, so fine, whatever.
But there’s a lot of advantages to bring a girl too. First of all, underwear and pants fit us perfectly. If you notice, pants don’t have a third sleeve for your penis, it’s just two legs. We don’t have to somehow stuff another appendage where there’s no room.
Even better, we don’t have balls. Do you know awesome it is having no balls? I can cross my legs, straddle things, get hit in the crotch, do all kinds of things you can’t get away with because your poor little balls are so sensitive.
But best of all is having a vagina. We get a hole that’s way bigger than any hole you have. I can fit things inside me that you couldn’t even dream of fitting. And the sensation of having all that inside me, filling me up, stretching me out, it’s so pleasurable it’s beyond words.
So yeah, you get to experience things I can’t. But I get to experience things you can’t, and the things I can do are better and more pleasurable than yours.
Sometimes I get a little sad that I was born without a penis. I sometimes catch myself wondering what it would feel like to have one.
But then all I have to do is smack myself in the crotch to remind myself I’m better off without balls!
I just got pummeled in the crotch playing volleyball at the nude beach.
You know the best part? It didn’t hurt at all!
I can’t stress enough how glad I am to have no penis and balls. The guys looked so uncomfortable out there with their dicks flopping around. This one guy that got hit in the crotch was down for 20 minutes. I was laughing so hard!
I almost wanted to smack myself in the crotch in front of him, just to brag about how it doesn’t hurt me!
What the hell is going on? I’m a man, how did I wake up in this body?
Wow, having no penis feels really different… It’s kinda nice though, I like how smooth it feels when I walk. Man, I just sat down, it’s so nice to not worry about having balls there! This is so weird, I can hit my crotch and it doesn’t hurt.
I could get used to this…
I’ve played with Manta a lot, and also with the eggs from A Krows Nest. But they made me hungry for something bigger! My pussy became girth-addicted, I fear! 😀 Here’s a preview of the last set, it was a crazy night… I will publish the rest soon! Hope you’ll enjoy,
Kisses,
V.I know it’s an April Fools joke, but I’d be damned if I didn’t wish this was possible!
Girls have such amazing vaginas… they have to fit babies after all. Guys dicks are just so small in comparison. I love it when a girl fits a ton inside her, it’s so hot to see her doing things I can’t!
You can’t hit a girl in the balls! It doesn’t work on us, we don’t have balls. For us, it’s just like any other hit, we can shake it off and move on like it’s nothing.
Aren’t you jealous? The last time you got hit in the balls, didn’t you wish deep down in your soul that you could be a girl and never have to experience that pain again?
We don’t have a weak spot, but you do. Isn’t life so unfair?
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Women get such amazing parts. Guys parts are nowhere near as amazing.
You can’t grab a girl by the balls, they don’t have any. They don’t have a weak spot there, that’s why they’re better.