Us girls can kick you boys in the nuts but you can’t kick us in the nuts.
Sucks for you! Aren’t you jealous?
Now that’s a well used cunt!
The best part about being a girl isn’t having no nuts as a weakness, or having boobs to play with, or having no penis in the way. It’s having a vagina.
See, even compared to the rest of the animal kingdom, our vaginas are enormous. They had to evolve to be bigger and bigger to fit our big brains. In proportion to the size of our bodies, our vaginas are probably the biggest in the animal kingdom. Out of all the animals, it’s the human female that gets to experience having the biggest hole.
That means we can do some fucking incredible things with our vaginas, like fuck a whole wine bottle at once, or fuck someone’s fist up to their forearm. We get to do things and experience sensations nothing else in nature can. Guys didn’t experience the same evolutionary pressures that we did, that’s why their dicks are so tiny compared to our vaginas. While our vaginas grew to be bigger and more and more amazing, their dicks stayed the same.
So if any boy ever thinks he’s better than you because he has a penis and you don’t, remind him which parts are the real treasure.
Doesn’t it get annoying having this thing? Pants aren’t designed for big penises, there’s only two appendages but you clearly have three. So you just have to jam it in there somehow? That must suck so bad! I feel so sorry for you… Makes me feel lucky I don’t have a penis.
Wow, great submission! Thanks!
I’m so jealous that women can do this. I wish I could fit a whole hand into my body too, but my male body doesn’t have a hole that’s big enough.
Notice how the hit causes him to curl into a bowing position, kneeling at her feet.
If you have testicles, this is your right and natural position in life. Women don’t have testicles, they don’t have a weak spot like you do. Therefore they are superior. Men, your body has a design flaw. You are inferior. You deserve to kneel.
Dolly Little.
She is so tiny but there is nothing tiny about her beautiful pussy!Isn’t it amazing how a girl that little can have a vagina that big?
Human females get to enjoy having one of the most incredible orifices in all of nature. It’s because compared to other mammals, our brains are much larger relative to body size. Therefore, women had to evolve to have bigger and bigger vaginas to fit the baby’s head during childbirth. While girls’ parts had to evolve to become bigger and more incredible, men’s parts stayed the same.
That’s why women are able to do amazing things like fit two fists or a wine bottle into their bodies, but most men’s dicks are barely the size of a single hand.
This is yet one more reason why being a woman is better than being a man.
So I can’t pee standing up. I tried and it didn’t work.
But so what? There’s lots of other things I can do that boys can’t. I could swallow a whole soda can inside my body with no problem. No boy could do that.
Guys aren’t special because they have a penis. Girls have special talents too.
You know what’s the biggest difference between boys and girls?
When you hit a girl in the crotch, it doesn’t hurt. When you hit a boy in the crotch, it hurts so bad he might throw up.
Now which would you rather be?
This one time when I was a girl, I kicked a boy in the nuts.
He was so upset that he kicked me in the crotch too. I’ll never forget the look of confusion on his face when I just laughed at him! He didn’t know that girls don’t have balls, it doesn’t hurt us to get hit in the crotch.
Ever since then, I’ve felt so proud to be a girl.
