Women showing men why being female is superior
Doesn’t it suck being a boy? I barely even hit you in the balls and you’re on the ground crying. You just slapped my vagina full force and it didn’t even phase me. Go on, do it again if you want, I don’t have balls, it doesn’t hurt me like it hurts you. My crotch isn’t a weak spot like yours. Aren’t you jealous?
Running naked in a field is so much better for girls. My boyfriend did it and it looked horrible, his penis was flapping all over the place. It actually hit him in the nuts and he curled over in pain. Can you imagine that? Something designed so poorly that you can’t even run properly. Seriously, why would you put the floppy dangly thing right next to the extremely sensitive balls? What a fantastically stupid design. I’m so glad I’m a girl and I don’t have a penis.
I’m so glad I don’t have a penis. What’s the point of having that extra appendage when it comes with a pair of vulnerable balls? Even without balls, a penis would be uncomfortable hanging in the way. So no thanks, I’m fine with a nice, smooth, flat crotch.
Did you know that some animal species have a prehensile penis? That means they can control it however they want, like another limb. Some of those species also have a prehensile tail. That means that males of those species have four appendages below the waist, whereas I only have two. Isn’t nature weird?
Not that I’m jealous or anything. My parts are pretty amazing too: even though I’m skinny, I get a vagina that can fit in two male fists. See, us humans have big brains and big heads, so vaginas had to evolve to be fucking huge so we can give birth. A side effect of that is that when we’re not giving birth, we can do fucking amazing things with them, like fuck entire wine bottles and two fists. We can do so much more cool things than guys can.
I think it’s so funny that the crotch is a sensitive spot for boys. I’m so rough with mine, I sit on it, cross my legs on it, accidentally hit it all the time, it doesn’t bother me at all. If I had balls I wouldn’t last a day; as a girl, I haven’t developed any of the protective habits that guys have. I’d be hitting them all the time, in constant pain. Thank goodness I was lucky enough to be born a girl.
I think the term penis envy is silly. Why would I want something dangling in the way down there? Why would I want balls as a vulnerability, a weakness? I may not know what having a penis feels like, but it’s like this: I don’t have a tail, but I really don’t give a shit what having one feels like. Same thing. Boys, get over yourselves. I don’t have one, don’t want one, don’t need one.
Not having a penis isn’t so bad. I can’t pee standing up, but that’s about it.
Having a vagina is actually a hell of a lot of fun. I love seeing what I can fit in there, love feeling all the different shapes and textures, love feeling the stretch and the depth.
So yeah, I think being a girl is a ton better than being a guy.
I don’t have a penis, but I don’t need one. I’m perfectly fine with nothing there. In fact, I’m actually kind of glad I don’t have one. It would be uncomfortable having it hanging there. And I’m really glad I don’t have balls. They’re such a weakness, it’s ridiculous.
Guys think having a penis is some great wonderful thing, but I don’t see what the big deal is. They think they’d die without it, but us girls get along just fine out whole lives without one.
I don’t need a penis to survive. As an organ, it’s completely unnecessary. It doesn’t provide any function or advantage; in fact, your balls are more of a liability. I’ve lived my whole life without one and I’m just fine. Why you boys are so proud to have one is beyond me.
