pussyenvyfetish:

See Vanessa? This is how you handle stalkers who show up at your door asking for a threesome. You put your hands on his shoulders, promise him a kiss, then knee him in the balls. This is why us girls have the advantage: one hit is all it takes. Since he’s already here, let’s drag him in and teach him a real lesson. By the time we’re done with his balls, he’ll regret being male so much he might cut them off himself.

pussyenvyfetish:

Hey Karen, thanks for showing me how to beat up a guy, I already feel a lot more confident.

I just can’t believe how easy it is! One little hit and he’s done. All this time I’ve been worried about creeps and perverts and rapists when this is all it takes to bring men down. I can’t believe I didn’t learn this earlier.

pussyenvyfetish:

I know it’s not fair for us girls to hit you guys in the balls, seeing as how we don’t have a similar weak spot… but can you really blame us? They’re dangling out there all exposed, just asking to get hit. And they cause you so much pain too. When it comes to combat, it’s like a big “easy” button for us. One hit and we win the fight. How could we not use such an advantage?

pussyenvyfetish:

I feel so sorry for you men and your nuts. It’s not fair that you were born with a weak spot and we weren’t. I wish there was something I could do about it, but there isn’t. This is the way nature made us. We’re stuck with it, flaws and all. In your case, one very big flaw.

pussyenvyfetish:

I don’t understand how men survive with giant penises attached to them. Girls, imagine putting on an 8 inch strap on dildo in the morning, then trying to function the rest of the day like that. You can’t wear panties because the dick gets bunched up and is uncomfortable, or it falls out the side. You can’t wear those tight jeans you love because the penis gets in the way; even if you manage to get them on, a huge bulge is showing through. You can’t wear a miniskirt, if the dick flops out the panties it’ll be plainly visible. God forbid if you get an erection, it’ll lift the whole damn skirt up. So already, the mere presence of a penis drastically limits the clothing options available to you. You can no longer wear whatever you want, you have to adjust for this penis of yours. Now on top of all that, imagine if you sit on the balls too hard or accidentally hit them in any way, someone punches you in the gut. Pretty shitty day huh? Well this is how men have to live each and every day of their lives.

Having a penis and balls straight up sucks. Men are just too afraid to admit it.

pussyenvyfetish:

Right now, she’s tickling the back of my bladder. The fact that I even get to know what that feels like makes me feel lucky to be a girl. You see, guys don’t get to experience this. They’ll never know what it feels like to have someone touching their internal organs. The sensations are so deep, so unique, so incredible, that I honestly feel sorry that you boys don’t get to experience them.