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Like if you’re glad you were born without a penis
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All dressed for running!
You don’t need much to cover up your crotch when you don’t have to support a dick and balls.
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I wouldn’t be able to wear these shorts if I had a penis.
Good thing I don’t.
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You can’t hit me in the nuts, I don’t even have nuts to hit.
How does that make you feel? Jealous?
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Just because I don’t have a penis doesn’t make me lesser than you. My vagina lets me do many things you can’t.
You think I’m sad I don’t get to have a penis? Please.
Having a vagina is so much better. Not only do I not have anything hanging in the way between my legs, I don’t have balls as a weakness. It doesn’t hurt me to get hit down there, whereas with you, all it takes is a single hit and you’re done.
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I feel sorry that you boys can’t wear this. There’s something so sexy about having nothing covering you except for a thin piece of cloth. You can’t do this, you penis and balls would stick out either side of the crotch.
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There is no amount of money you could pay me to have a penis.
Why would I want something hanging in the way from my crotch? Why would I want a weak pair of balls, ready to cause me horrifying pain at the lightest touch?
You guys can have it, I’m happy with what I have.
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When I walk, my legs are like a smooth, well oiled machine. They just glide past each other, with nothing in the way between them.
I don’t know how you guys do it, especially you guys with giant 9 inch dicks. How the hell do you even walk with all that shit in the way?
All I know is, I’m so glad I don’t have a penis.