When guys straddle something, it hurts like hell.
When girls straddle something, it feels good.
Isn’t it better to be female?
If a guy presses his crotch into a steel bar, he’s in excruciating pain. He can’t handle it.
But a girl can do it no problem. In fact, it’s pleasurable for her.
Isn’t life unfair?
Aww you poor little boy!
Does it hurt having balls? Does it?
I wouldn’t know. I don’t have them!
My crotch is nice and flat, I can take hits to the crotch all day, but you can’t even handle one hit. God, it must suck so much to be you!
Kira W from The Life Erotic
Having a smooth, flat, elegant crotch is much better than having a dangly, wrinkly one.
As a guy with balls, I cringe when I think of even attempting this.
Girls are so lucky they don’t have balls. They can get away with shit like this.
These young girls are learning the ropes!
God this is hilarious!
She’s causing him so much pain, but he can’t do this to her because she doesn’t have balls.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
For much of history, women were treated as second class citizens compared to men.
I wonder if because women don’t have a penis, they were considered inferior in some way. Like they were missing something, missing abilities that men have.
I find it strange because all you have to do to show men are inferior is knee a guy in the balls. It’s just that easy to take him down.
I don’t mind not having a penis.
I can’t pee standing up or aim my pee, but I also don’t have balls as a weakness. I may never know what having a boner feels like, but I get to know what it feels like to fit a whole fist inside me, even two fists on a good day.
I actually prefer not having a penis. We can do tons of things you guys can’t. When you really look at it, I think it’s us girls that have the advantage.
All us girls can take smacks to the crotch without any problem.
But you’re a boy, you can’t even take a light hit to your crotch! One little hit and you’re down.
God, what’s wrong with you? We can all handle being smacked on the crotch again and again, over and over, all day long. Why can’t you even take one hit? Are you like diseased or something?
Seriously, this is like a basic thing that we can all handle, but you can’t. How do you even function? God, it’s like you’re handicapped.
Really? You have to wear protection just to do sports? That’s so pathetic! Wow, your balls are so weak, they need armor for you to even function.
How sad.
Since I’m a girl, you’ll never be able to hit me in the balls. Ever. You can never cause that pain to me, because I don’t even have balls.
Meanwhile, it’s just so easy for me to reach over and smack your balls, putting you in horrible pain. Even the slightest tap and you’re curled on the ground in pain. I just can’t believe how easy it is.
See, my body was smart, it didn’t give me a horrible weakness like yours did.
That’s why girls are better than boys.