Women showing men why being female is superior
I don’t know about you other girls…. but I’m so glad I don’t have a penis. It seems like such. A pain. In the ass. Why would you want shit dangling in the way between your legs all the time? Imagine having to adjust every time you sit. And who would want a pair of vulnerable balls between their legs, that causes excruciating pain at the lightest tap? No thanks. I may not be able to pee standing up, but I’m much happier ball free and penis free, thank you very much.
I think it’s funny how guys have it so ingrained into their psyche that the crotch is a weak spot and it’s a natural instinct to protect it. It’s like they don’t realize that an entire other group of people don’t think that way. Us girls, we never have to make that association. We don’t have to reflexively withdraw anytime anything comes anywhere near our crotch. It’s not even an instinct for us, because we don’t need it.
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As women prove, you don’t need to have a penis to live. We get by perfectly fine without one. As an organ, it’s completely unnecessary. Other than peeing standing up (which most men do horribly anyway) it just dangles there in the way. So yeah, we don’t have a penis, but who needs it?
Would it make sense if there was something dangling between your bike’s wheel and the chain? Would it make sense if there was something dangling in a door frame, preventing it from closing? Does it ever make sense to have something dangling in the way of moving parts? Of course not.
So why would it make sense to have a penis dangling between your legs? Answer: it doesn’t. Having no penis is a smarter, more efficient design.
That countertop pressing on her crotch would hurt like hell if she had a penis and balls….
Good thing she doesn’t.
What’s a penis good for anyway? Sure it lets you pee standing up, but then it dangles in the way the rest of the time. Who needs it? I’m perfectly fine without one.
She can use her crotch like a weapon, grappling his head, yet his crotch is so sensitive a single squeeze can incapacitate him. It must be so nice to be a girl and not have a weakness there.
Ive always been good at soccer, so I play on the boys team at my school. I’ve been hit in the crotch with the ball more times than I can count, bit of course it doesn’t hurt me. I love seeing how jealous the boys get; they know with some of those hits, they’d be down on the ground for an hour, but I can keep going like it’s nothing.
Honestly, who thinks having a dick this big would be comfortable? Imagine having to stuff that into your underwear every morning. Imagine how it’s always pulled to one side because it has to go down a pant leg. Imagine not being able to wear certain pants because it’s so big. It’d be like wearing a shirt without sleeves; they didn’t make room for one of your appendages. It must be so much more comfortable for girls, they don’t have a dick at all, let alone one this big.
