This is another overlooked benefit of being female; you can comfortably lay your crotch right on the ground. If a guy tried to do this, he’d smush his penis or balls against the ground, and that can’t be comfortable.
Guys think having a penis is so great, but I don’t see what the big deal is. Sure it lets you pee standing up, but why would you want something dangling between your legs all the time? Like seriously guys, how do you even walk? And don’t even get me started on balls, it’s like, why would anyone want something that vulnerable anywhere on their body? I’m much, much happier in this female body, thank you very much.
I love how while I torture this guy’s balls, he’s thrashing about, hitting his face into my crotch, yet it doesn’t hurt me at all. It’s so unfair, isn’t it? How a little squeeze causes him so much pain, yet him hitting me in the crotch again and again doesn’t even faze me.
I bet that’s the last time you make fun of me for not having a penis. I may not be able to do some things you can like pee standing up, but I don’t have the same weakness you have either. You know what? Since I don’t have one of my own, I think this penis is going to be mine now. Any objections? Didn’t think so.
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It’s true I wasn’t born with a penis or balls, but I practically own these more than you do. You men are so desperate for sex, all I need to do is ask and I can see and feel them whenever I want. All I need to do is squeeze your balls and you’ll do whatever I say. I may not have been born with a penis, but I own one all the same!
So, you’re not going to tell me where the army’s planning on attacking next? Don’t you worry, I’ll get it out of you soon enough.
See, this is why they shouldn’t entrust military secrets to men. It’s so easy to get it out of you. If women were in charge, you wouldn’t be able to get secrets out of us. We don’t have balls, we can’t be tortured the same way that you can.
I can’t believe you men are so weak! Is this really all I need to do to completely control you? How pathetic…. I’m so glad us girls don’t have balls, they’re such a weakness.
Men are supposed to be bigger and tougher and stronger, yet this is all you need to do to defeat them.
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Which sex is the inferior sex?
Well, probably the one that crumples into a useless mess if you so much as flick their crotch…
They’re so small, but they give me so much power. How can something this little cause men so much pain? All I know is, I’m glad I don’t have them. There no amount of money you could pay me to make me want those dangling from my legs.