Women showing men why being female is superior
WE WOMEN GOT YOU BITCHES BY THE BALLS!
What’s so great about being male anyway? I don’t feel like I’m missing anything because I don’t have a dick. I’m glad I don’t have balls. The best thing is how I’m wearing this tight leather leotard whole I torture you. It’s tight, squeezing hard into my crotch. If I had balls, I’d be in as much pain as you are. But lucky for me, I don’t!
Does that hurt? Poor baby. You know I don’t have these, so I never have to experience what you’re feeling right now. Aren’t you jealous? Come on, admit you’re jealous. If I don’t, I’ll just have to squeeze until you are…
She loves how men are so easy to control.
She threatened her boss with a ball squeeze, while bribing him with a handjob. Before she knew it, he was signing off on her raise.
Men’s private parts are like a cheat console. Once a girl has access to them, she has complete control over him, like putty in her hands.
Knowing how much pain she could inflect with just a squeeze of her hand gave her such a sense of power over him
As if to mock him, with her other hand, she smacked herself in the crotch over and over again, proving to him that he couldn’t do to her what she could do to him.
It’s it hilarious? All I have to do is squeeze and I can make him do anything I want. I can’t believe nature gave us girls such an advantage! I swear it’s like I’m cheating, but I can’t help it, nature just made it so easy.
I desperately need some pairs of that underwear! …the girl with the foot, not so much. OW!
Its so funny how unfair life is. I could understand it if the sexes were relatively equal. But biology is tipped so far in us women’s favor, it’s not even funny. Don’t get me wrong, I’m grateful I don’t have balls. I just don’t get what I did to deserve not having balls, and what he did to deserve having them. Is it all really just random chance? How unfair. I’m just glad I was one of the lucky ones.
He didn’t have her coffee ready on time?
The worst part wasn’t how she could control him. It was how nonchalant she was about it, how easy it was for her. One little hit to the nuts and he was on the floor crying like a little baby. It’s so unfair, he thought, why did God curse us men with these things?
The only thing worse than the pain for this once proud man, is the humiliation.
What’s that you were saying about men being superior? You think you’re better than us because you can pee standing up? Please, being able to do some cheap circus trick does not make you the superior sex. I can think of two reasons why women are superior, and I can prove it to you by hitting them again and again and again…
She hasn’t yet mentioned the standard public strip search, required for all male citizens of the new female-led society.
You left your license at home? You know the fine, that’s three kicks to the balls. Spread your legs.
Come on sir, you know why we do this. You men must be reminded on a regular basis how inferior you are. How can you be trusted with positions of power and influence when all someone has to do is squeeze your balls, and you’ll do whatever they say? Society can’t take that chance. Women must be in charge, you men are to be servants and slaves. Sir, I know it’s unfair that your balls are such a weakness, but thats not my fault. Take that up with mother nature, not the courts.
Sir, stop resisting arrest. That’s an order. OK, you asked for it…. *hits him in the balls* See how easy that was? That’s why we’re in charge.
That silly little penis thing of yours keeps getting between my knee and it’s target. I’ll hold it up for now, but we’re going to have to remedy that permanently, very soon
God, look at how disgusting that penis thing is, just dangling in the way all the time. So uncivilized. And those balls too, theyre such a weak spot, it doesn’t even make sense.
Isn’t my crotch superior? Smooth, flat, and elegant, nothing dangling in the way, and definitely no weak spot. Don’t you wish you could have a crotch like mine?
I guess you were just unlucky to be born male. Too bad for you. Now get ready to accept your punishment…