pussyenvyfetish:

fight-of-the-sexes:

Well, you agreed. I’d show you mine if I got to kick yours!

Fine, let’s make it a contest; you can slap my crotch, I can slap yours, and we’ll see who can take more.

Aww, what’s the matter, you scared? But you were just bragging about how being a guy is so much better! Worried that all your muscles aren’t going to matter for anything because of your vulnerable little balls?

Scared to face the truth, aren’t you?

nowthatimagirl:

Don’t worry, once you get past your subconscious castration anxiety, it’s actually quite okay.

All boys subconsciously fear losing their penis. It’s an evolutionary trait to protect manhood.

But having a penis is kind of unnecessary and isn’t worth the trouble when you think about it. And once it’s finally gone, you might discover benefits you didn’t realize you didn’t have before.

Guys try to make it seem like we’re unlucky to not have junk between our legs. Sure, there might be pros and cons to both. But I think there are multiple pros for every con on the list.

For example.. girls can’t pee standing up but…1) we can pee without hands 2) we never have to pee with an erection 3) it’s easier to learn to pee sitting down 4) we make less of a mess on the toilet.

Yea sure, maybe it takes us a while to orgasm too but… 1) we can have “multiple orgasms” once we pop we just can’t stop 2) we make way less of a mess when we cum 3) we can be horny in public without a boner 4) a girl’s clitoris is 4x more sensitive than a whole penis

Should I continue?

fight-of-the-sexes:

Winner for last month: women! You know, I was seriously considering letting men win, just for fun, but then I realized how much better women are. I mean, we don’t have balls, and we’re sexier! That alone puts us on top, not to mention how much smarter we are. So sorry boys. You get to be left in the dust once again by superior females!

nowthatimagirl:

The penis is such a useless organ.

God realized that when he created Eve after Adam.

When he was creating Eve, he started off with the template of a man and then decided to make it simpler and sleek. The penis was the first thing to go.

Now I get to enjoy the benefits of having a penisless mound between my legs.

No balls… no dick to worry about.