I’m pressing right where my nuts would be. If I was a guy, this would be incredibly painful. But since I’m a girl, it’s not.
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I can smacked in the crotch again and again all day long, it’s never going to hurt me the way it hurts you. My body has a better design than yours, I don’t have a weak spot dangling on the outside all exposed. My ovaries are tucked away safely inside my body.
Also, since I don’t have a penis, I don’t have anything hanging in the way when I walk, or run, or cross my legs, or anything. Again, my design is simply better. It doesn’t make sense to have something in the way of a bunch of moving parts.
My crotch is smooth, comfortable, and pain free. Aren’t you jealous?
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All I can think about is how flat her crotch is. There’s nothing vulnerable dangling there at all.
She could smack that teapot against her crotch again and again and it wouldn’t cause her any pain.
Girl’s crotches are so superior to guys in every way, but especially comfort and pain.
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You girls have no idea how lucky you are to not have balls, no idea at all.
I encourage you to watch some videos of guys getting hit in the nuts. See how little force it takes to completely incapacitate them. Watch as they curl up in pain for minutes at a time from a single hit.
Is there anything on your body that can cause you that much pain? No, there isn’t.
You are so lucky you don’t have a penis or balls, you just don’t know it.
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As I got older, I got to appreciate not having a penis and balls more and more.
It’s much easier to appreciate something you have rather than appreciate something you don’t have. I think that’s why I took being a girl for granted for so long.
But when I got a boyfriend for the first time, I saw what a burden it was to have a penis and balls. He had to adjust them every time he got up and walked. He had to be careful of the way he sat and what he sat on, so he didn’t hurt his balls. He had to wear special underwear to give him support, so his penis wouldn’t be flopping everywhere when he walked. And of course, when he got hit in the balls, I saw the excruciating pain that results.
Once I saw all he had to go through, I was so thankful that I was born a girl and I never have to go through any of that.
Women are able to wear smaller and tighter shorts than men can because they don’t have a penis and balls getting in the way.
Destroy those white loser balls.
I’m so glad nature gave you these little orbs that cause you so much pain.
It makes it so easy for me to torture you and dominate you.
See, that’s why us females are superior. You can’t do this to us because we don’t have any.
You think you’re so lucky to be male, bragging about how you get to have a cock and I don’t.
Well I’m about to make you feel pretty unlucky to be male…
Against guys, I might lose a distance pissing contest. I’d definitely lose a dick measuring contest.
But that does not mean guys are better than girls. Just because you win in those comparisons doesn’t mean you won’t lose in others.
I can take more hits to the crotch than you can. I can insert bigger things into my body than you can.
I may not have a penis and balls, but sometimes less is more. There are plenty of things I can do better than guys can!
My favorite part isn’t even the hit, it’s the laughing at him afterward.
Something about laughing at a pain he experiences and they can’t is so psychologically satisfying.