Guys are so protective about their dicks, like it’s their most prized possession. I don’t get it.
It’s like, I’ve never had a dick my whole life, and I’m doing just fine. What’s the big deal?
Of all places God could have put a dick and balls, why did he put them between the legs?
Legs have to move so that you can move, it just doesn’t make sense to have anything in the way there.
And not only is it in the way, the balls are extremely painful when they’re hit! I’m so glad I was born a girl and not a boy.
I can’t believe guys balls hurt them so much.
Look at me, I don’t have balls, it doesn’t hurt me to get hit in the crotch. Doesn’t this make more sense?
I love having a vagina. It feels so good to be able to open up and swallow it all in.
It’s completely unfair the amount of power a woman is able to wield over a man. The fact that she can so easily cause him such a great degree of pain without any comparable means of retaliation is utterly absurd.
I find it hard to believe that nature could be this unfair, could create this much of a disparity, but that’s the way it is. Nature isn’t fair, it never has been and never will be. A girl’s crotch is tougher and superior in every way to a guy’s, and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.
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The phrase “grab life by the balls” means “take control of your life”.
This is because grabbing a guy’s balls is so painful, it allows you to completely control him.
Obviously, this move doesn’t work on girls.
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As a girl, I love the expression “grab life by the balls”.
Because life’s not going to be able to grab me back!
The biggest advantage girls have over guys is that guys have nuts but girls don’t.
These girls are skinny, each of them probably weighs less than 130 lbs. They’re not exactly what you would call big and tough.
But each of them could probably take more hits to the crotch than any “big and tough” guy.
Wouldn’t it be awesome to see that contest? Nothing would be more satisfying that watching these girls completely outlast four big, tough, muscled guys. After taking 10 hits to the crotch, they’d still be standing there laughing while the guys are curled up in pain on the floor. It would show that no matter how much guys train, no matter how tough they think they are, girls will always have an advantage over them when it comes to getting hit in the crotch.
Just because I don’t have a penis doesn’t mean I’m less than you. Sometimes, less is more. I don’t have to get hit in the balls, and there’s no dick getting in the way of my legs. Plus, having a hole here lets me experience all kinds of incredible sensations.
You think women have it worse off because we don’t have a penis? Please. You have it worse off because you have one.
I like to imagine that everyone has an itch deep inside them, deep inside their belly. Girls have a vagina, so we’re able to reach inside ourselves and scratch that itch. That’s why our orgasms are so intense and satisfying, because that itch is finally being released.
But with men, they don’t have a vagina, so they have no way to scratch that itch. It’s like hell, they keep trying but they’re never satisfied. No matter what they do, the itch is still there. That’s why they’re so horny all the time, the itch is never satisfied. And when they come it’s short and unsatisfying, and soon after they feel the need to have sex again.