pussyenvyfetish:

You want to know what’s great about being a girl?

If I want to know what having a dick feels like, I can just go buy one and strap it on. It’s that easy. Yeah, I don’t get physical sensations from it, but in terms of the psychological satisfaction of penetrating someone and seeing the power hang from my crotch, that’s all there.

But if you want to see what being a girl is like, you can’t. You can’t buy a fake vagina and strap it on, it doesn’t work that
way. Sure you have an asshole there, but as any girl can tell you, having sex
there is NOT the same. 

And I can choose any size dick I want. I could even choose a giant one, bigger than any guy could have. I can choose the shape, color, texture, anything. My imagination’s the limit.

Sure, you could use a cock extender or strap-on too, but there’s a huge stigma for you guys because it’s like you’re admitting the one you have isn’t good enough. So for all practical purposes, you guys don’t have those options, you’re stuck with the dick you were born with.

So: I get to experience all the pleasures of being a girl, and I can try out being a guy anytime I want without any stigma. You only get to experience being a guy, and you’re stuck with the dick you have. Isn’t life unfair?

pussyenvyfetish:

Sometimes it’s fun to do this and imagine what having a penis feels like, but it gets really old really quick. How can you stand having all that shit dangling between your legs all the time? It must be so annoying, I got tired of wearing a strap on within minutes. I’m glad I don’t have a dick, they’re more trouble than they’re worth.

pussyenvyfetish:

It’s so sad that you guys can’t even fit something this little in your bodies. It’s so much fun to watch my body swallow it all up, I can’t even imagine not being able to do this. You guys can’t challenge your bodies to fit in bigger and bigger things, it’s just the same jacking off again and again, over and over. How do you live like that? All I know is, I’m so lucky to have a vagina.

pussyenvyfetish:

I think the fact that I can squeeze my hand between my anus and bladder is so hot. My whole hand is literally between two internal organs, that’s just mind blowing. I’m so glad my body allows me to do that, it’s like I was given a superpower. I’m so lucky to have a vagina, it’s let’s me experience such incredible things.

pussyenvyfetish:

I’m so thankful that as a girl, I’m able to literally reach inside myself. The sensations are so deep, so intimate, it’s incredible. It’s so sad that you guys can’t experience that, because nature didn’t give you an amazing hole like it gave us.

pussyenvyfetish:

In a fight between a boy and girl of equal strength and size, I think the girl will win a majority of the time. The balls are just too big of a liability for guys.

Obviously if he gets hit in the balls, he’s done, there’s no way he’ll be able to defend himself while in that much pain.

So, he has to actively protect them, and that gives the girl a ton of leverage. If she attacks his balls, he has to block, and that opens up attacks in other places. If she’s skilled enough, she can basically use that leverage to control the whole fight. 

People think balls aren’t that big of a deal in a fight, but they really are. When it comes to the design of the crotch, girls have a huge advantage.

pussyenvyfetish:

One of the things that makes me really thankful to be a girl is underwear.

Ours just fits so well. Everything on our body is smooth and flat, so it’s easy to make it conform to the shape of our body.

But that’s not the case with you guys. You have this weird, floppy, irregularly shaped thing dangling from your crotch. It’d be impossible to make perfectly-fitting underwear, especially since your penis gets bigger and smaller when you have an erection.

So you have to kind of awkwardly stuff it into briefs or boxers. Isn’t that uncomfortable? It’d be like wearing a shirt without sleeves, or gloves that didn’t make room for the fingers.