pussyenvyfetish:

Is this what you guys do when you try to protect your nuts?

I just don’t understand how anything on your body can be that sensitive. Does it really hurt that bad? I just feel sorry for you, that must be horrible to have to protect them all the time.

pussyenvyfetish:

I’m really glad I don’t have a penis.

I just don’t see what the big deal is. Yeah you can pee standing up, but it’s dangling in the way the whole rest of the time, and those balls are so sensitive.

My boyfriend tried to make me jealous once. He was all bragging how great it was to pee standing up, and saying how he’s glad he gets to know what having one feels like. It was getting on my nerves, so I clocked him right in the balls, and that shut him up real quick.

I slapped myself on the crotch and it obviously didn’t hurt me. I smiled and said “who’s the lucky one now?”

pussyenvyfetish:

strongwomenturnmeon:

Her biggest turn on: surprise kneeing her boyfriends in public places. Proceed at your own risk! 

As a girl, I’m glad I’m able to wear small, tight shorts. You guys can’t, especially you well-endowed guys.

I don’t know how you guys deal with all that shit hanging between your legs. It must be so annoying.

I can walk and cross my legs however I want and it’s never uncomfortable, I never have to adjust or unstick anything.

pussyenvyfetish:

“Guys are usually bigger and stronger than girls, but their balls are a huge weakness.” I hear that all the time, as if that balances things out and makes things equal in a fight.

So what happens if a girl is also strong? Then obviously, girls have the advantage. Her strength is comparable, but she doesn’t have a comparable weak spot. In a no-rules fight, she’d definitely win against equally strong guys because they’d either get hit in the nuts, or they’d have to drop their guard to defend their nuts.

pussyenvyfetish:

awesome236789:

Anybody beautiful lady want to try this with me ;)?

I wonder all the time what having balls must feel like, but I’m really glad I don’t have them.

I like hitting guys in the balls because it makes me feel superior. When I see him curled over in pain because of his little man-parts, I feel really lucky that I’m a girl.

pussyenvyfetish:

iheartpetitegirls:

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That petite physique really shows off her gap and her lack of a penis and balls.

I’m so jealous how she never has to get hit in the nuts. She doesn’t even know what it feels like. Just looking at her, I can see that she’ll never have to suffer what I’ve gone through. It’s not fair.

pussyenvyfetish:

ole1960:

ten times … lunch…7

As a circumcised man, I can’t wear jeans without underwear. The fabric is too rough, it chafes against the tip of my penis and is terribly uncomfortable. And if the jeans are too tight, they squeeze my balls and it hurts.

That’s not a problem for a girl. She can wear even tight jeans without underwear because without a dick and balls in the way, the fabric can conform tightly and comfortably to her body.

When it comes to wearing pants, being a girl is better than being a guy.

pussyenvyfetish:

You want to know what having a vagina is like?

Imagine having an itch on the inside of your body, and when it finally gets scratched, it feels incredible, like this deep ache has been satiated.

See that’s what you boys don’t understand. You don’t have that itch, you have no idea how good it feels. That’s why I’m so thankful I was born a woman.