I feel sorry for you guys.
I wouldn’t be able to stand it if I had shit dangling between my legs, let alone anything that sensitive and painful. If I had a dick and balls, I’d hate it so much I’d probably cut them off.
That probably scares you guys, but you don’t know how nice it is to have nothing to worry about down there.
I’ve never understood how you guys survive with testicles.
It just doesn’t make sense; why would you have something that sensitive and that painful hanging from your body?
All I know is, I’m glad I don’t have them.
Guys think they’re so lucky to have a penis.
This makes it clear who the real superior sex is.
They’re gonna go flat soon
I wonder what it must be like to be a girl, hit a guy in the balls, and see the pain on his face, knowing full well you’ll never have to experience that pain a day in your life. Does it feel good? Does it make you feel lucky to be a girl? Do you feel that your body is superior because you don’t have to have balls?
I find it so perfect that while she tortures the weak spot at his crotch, she’s grinding her crotch into his face, as if to show off how she’s not weak there.
Yeah, dicks are fun to play with.
But I sure wouldn’t want to have to carry one around for my whole life.
Aren’t you boys jealous?
You can’t do this because it would crush your nuts.
I’m able to do something you can’t because I’m a girl. In fact, not only does this not hurt, it’s even a little pleasurable.
I’m so lucky to not have balls or a penis.
Buff man gets destroyed
All that buffness, all that muscle, and it didn’t help him one bit.
Why? Because he has balls. A woman who’s shorter, thinner, and less strong than him is able to completely dominate him, because she’s able to get to the spot where he’s weakest.
She doesn’t have such a spot, so he can’t do the same to her.
I’ve probably written about these girls enough here, so I posted today’s (particularly ridiculous) fantasy to my very neglected Kicked in the Testicles blog at Blogspot. Why not?
This story brings my usual fixations, my three B’s: boobs, ballbusting and bondage. Two victorious girls and one humiliated guy with two crushed nuts.
Direct link: http://kickedinthetesticles.blogspot.com/2013/10/the-girls-felt-like-real-heroes-after.html
You boys think you’re so lucky to be male, don’t you? You think it’s so great that you get to have a penis and pee standing up. You think you’re lucky because your bodies on average are bigger and stronger than ours.
Well how about when you get hit in the balls? Bet you don’t feel so lucky then, do you?
We have superpowers, so men no longer have the advantage in strength. And since we don’t have balls, we don’t have a huge weakness between our legs. That means girl superheroes have a huge advantage. We can do all the same things men superheroes can, without that huge weakness.
When it comes to comic-book-world, it’s better to be female.