pussyenvyfetish:

I feel sorry for you guys.

I wouldn’t be able to stand it if I had shit dangling between my legs, let alone anything that sensitive and painful. If I had a dick and balls, I’d hate it so much I’d probably cut them off.

That probably scares you guys, but you don’t know how nice it is to have nothing to worry about down there.

pussyenvyfetish:

cbtcouple:

They’re gonna go flat soon

I wonder what it must be like to be a girl, hit a guy in the balls, and see the pain on his face, knowing full well you’ll never have to experience that pain a day in your life. Does it feel good? Does it make you feel lucky to be a girl? Do you feel that your body is superior because you don’t have to have balls?

pussyenvyfetish:

Aren’t you boys jealous?

You can’t do this because it would crush your nuts.

I’m able to do something you can’t because I’m a girl. In fact, not only does this not hurt, it’s even a little pleasurable. 

I’m so lucky to not have balls or a penis.

pussyenvyfetish:

womenballbustingmen:

Buff man gets destroyed

All that buffness, all that muscle, and it didn’t help him one bit.

Why? Because he has balls. A woman who’s shorter, thinner, and less strong than him is able to completely dominate him, because she’s able to get to the spot where he’s weakest.

She doesn’t have such a spot, so he can’t do the same to her.

pussyenvyfetish:

wackpics:

I’ve probably written about these girls enough here, so I posted today’s (particularly ridiculous) fantasy to my very neglected Kicked in the Testicles blog at Blogspot. Why not?

This story brings my usual fixations, my three B’s: boobs, ballbusting and bondage. Two victorious girls and one humiliated guy with two crushed nuts.

Direct link: http://kickedinthetesticles.blogspot.com/2013/10/the-girls-felt-like-real-heroes-after.html

You boys think you’re so lucky to be male, don’t you? You think it’s so great that you get to have a penis and pee standing up. You think you’re lucky because your bodies on average are bigger and stronger than ours.

Well how about when you get hit in the balls? Bet you don’t feel so lucky then, do you?

We have superpowers, so men no longer have the advantage in strength. And since we don’t have balls, we don’t have a huge weakness between our legs. That means girl superheroes have a huge advantage. We can do all the same things men superheroes can, without that huge weakness.

When it comes to comic-book-world, it’s better to be female.