Women showing men why being female is superior
That’s right touch her and watch her give you a hammer fist to your balls. Bet he wished he hadn’t done that.
Grabbing her by the crotch huh?
See, here’s the thing. She doesn’t have balls like you do. Your grab’s gonna hurt her a lot less than her grab’s gonna hurt you.
It’s not fair, but that’s just the way it is.
Made her mad. Now your balls are in your stomach
Girls, does it feel good to be able to dish out pain you’ll never have to receive?
That’s one of the great gifts of the universe.
Got a BJ from a hooker. Realized I had no cash. Hooker decides to use my balls as a punching bag.
See how powerful not having balls makes women?
She can force him into submission so easily, with one hand, but he can’t do the same to her.
(via TumbleOn)
Every time I see this picture, I imagine someone stomping the ground right in front of her crotch, where her penis would be if she had one. Stomping hard, grinding their foot into the ground each time.
With every stomp, she would feel more and more lucky that she doesn’t have a penis and balls. If she was male, they’d be right there, getting crushed, and she’d be in tremendous pain.
I wish I could be in that body and just run.
It must be nice to be able to run naked without anything flopping between your legs, going everywhere and being uncomfortable.
I wish I could do that. I want to experience a naked run feeling neat, clean, tidy, and smooth, just once.
@herstunningbody 100% fit and sexy!
If I could be a girl for a day, I would love for someone to just kick me in the crotch, over and over, just so I could feel how little it hurts compared to being a guy.
I hope I don’t fall in love with it too much. I’d never want to go back.
It’s unfair that we think it’s funny when a guy gets hit in the balls. It’s wrong to giggle at the stupid face a man makes when he’s just been kicked in his most sensitive area and it’s downright cruel to keep laughing at him when he struggles through the pain over the next several minutes.
It’s also very sexy. Keep laughing. An amused girl and a humiliated guy is my fetish sweet spot. Be unfair. Be wrong. Be cruel. It’s hot.
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Don’t get into an argument with this girl, especially if you’re a guy. She goes right for the balls.
“Aww, poor thing” she says, baby talk style, to her overprotective boyfriend. One kick to his nuts instantly shut him up and dropped him to his knees. She put her hands on the flat space of her own crotch in a mocking gesture. “Did that hurt?”
Share this if all you’ve ever wanted in your life is for a hot girl to hit you in the nuts, make fun of you for being in pain, and brag about how it doesn’t hurt her to get hit in the crotch.
All I want is to be told being male is shit, being female is vastly superior, and that I should spend every waking minute wishing that I could have been born female. Is that too much to ask?
she is the boss
Look at how powerful women are.
She’s just kicked him in the crotch, and he’s doubled over in pain.
Yet she can stand over him with her crotch exposed without a care in the world. He could easily hit her in the crotch if he just sat up straight, but it wouldn’t do anything to her.
That’s because unlike him, her crotch is not a weakness. She doesn’t even have to defend it.
She could smack her crotch against his had as many times as she wants, it’ll never cause as much pain as her hitting him in the nuts even once.
And that ladies and gentlemen is why women are simply better than men.
I’m not a comic book nerd, but I love girls in tights, so I love cosplay.
She’s a good girl, I’m a bad guy, and this scenario is dumb.
Her: Hold it! Hands up.
Me: (Puts up hands.) Okay, you got me.
Her: Now I’m going to tie you up and take you in.
Me: (Smiles) You’re gonna have a tough time tying me up and holding that gun on me at the same time. Once you put that down, I can break you in half.
Her: (Smirks) It takes a lot of balls to talk like that to a girl who’s pointing a gun at you.
(With an expert fighter’s quickness, she suddenly kicks me extra hard in the testicles. I drop to the ground whimpering and shaking.)
Her: Fortunately for me, your balls are mostly to my advantage.
(She puts down the gun and ties me up very easily while I whimper and stare out bug-eyed from pain.)
A lot of female comic book characters have skintight bodysuits. We can suspend disbelief and allow ourselves to believe she can enter full combat dressed like that because we know she doesn’t have balls. It’s at least in the realm of plausibility.
You seldom see male characters with a full skintight bodysuit. It’s harder to believe because we know that exposes his balls, and he’d be unable to realistically last in combat.
If you take two equally powered male and female characters, the female can get away with less coverage at the crotch because she has a biological advantage there.
“Ah, ah, ah,” Stacey says to the man on the floor, “remember, no touching unless I tell you it’s okay.”
He nods and says “yes” in a trembling voice.
“Also, remember,” she continues, "if you’re close enough to touch me, I’m close enough to kick you in the balls.“
He nods at that line, too, and moans quietly as he holds onto his testicles and tries to ride out the pain.
I love the idea of a girl watching a man as he experiences testicular pain. I imagine her laughing at his misfortune. It must be the greatest feeling of superiority, watching someone suffer in a way you’ll never have to.