You can’t hit girls in the balls. That only works on guys.
If I had no penis, I’d run around naked in the forest too. It would be so nice to be able to do that without a cock slapping against my legs.
Girls don’t know how lucky they are to not have a penis. It’s so annoying, it gets in the way all the time.
Someone could step on the area in front of her crotch, really stomp on the tub floor again and again, and it wouldn’t hurt her. That motion would crush a guy’s dick and balls, but she doesn’t have either, so she doesn’t have to suffer.
If I didn’t have painful balls or an annoying penis, I’d be showing off my crotch too.
You could stand on her crotch and it wouldn’t bother her at all. If you did that to a man’s crotch, he would be screaming in pain in seconds. It’s clear that women are better than men.
It must be so nice to not have to bother with an extra appendage flopping between your legs. It’s so annoying to have to adjust it every time I walk. Why couldn’t I have been born with a better designed body like this?
It’s not fair that girls can do this. If a guy tried to sit on his balls, he’d be in so much pain. Girls are so lucky they don’t have balls.
I’m jealous of how smooth girls bodies are. No penis, no balls, less body hair, smooth skin, it must feel so sexy to have such a body.
I wonder what its like to cross your legs and STILL have room at your crotch. Guys don’t have room at their crotch even without legs crossed.