Girls are so lucky they don’t have balls. They’re such a weakness, it’s not fair.
If I didn’t have balls or a penis, the first thing I’d do is smack my crotch against anything I could find. Girls don’t realize what a blessing it is for that part of your body to be smooth, flat, and pain free. If you want to know what it’s like being a guy, stuff a hot dog in your panties and carry it around all day. Anytime you get hit in the crotch, punch yourself in the gut. That’s what being a guy is like.
I wonder how often girls are thankful, truly thankful, that they don’t have balls. I kind of wish girls knew what getting hit in the balls feels like, so they can better appreciate all the things they can do because they don’t have them.
I wonder what it’s like to have no penis and no balls. It must have felt so strange for her to learn that boys have all this extra stuff down there. I wonder if she ever felt thankful she didn’t have to carry all that around like boys do.
Guys can’t wear this. Their dicks would flop down out of the pant leg. She’s able to wear it because she’s a girl.
I wonder what it feels like to have a vagina. I wonder how she must have felt the first time she inserted something into her vagina, knowing that’s she’s doing something boys can’t do. I’m sure it must have felt special.
She’s probably able to fit her friend’s entire hand inside her. That’s what I find so hot about vaginas; they let someone so small fit in something so big.
As a guy, I find hard to imagine what it must be like to have a hole there. I don’t have one; it seems foreign to me to be able to insert something into your body from that end. Not only that, but the hole is the biggest, able to fit more than any other hole in the body. What I would give to be able to experience that even once.
It must be so much fun to have a hole there. I wish I knew what it feels like to have one.
