A kick in the crotch doesn’t quite work the same against girls.
Would you?
No matter how you kick a girl in the crotch, she’ll never quite feel the pain that guys feel.
It must be fun having a vagina.
She could be hiding a dildo in there right now. Or a soda can. Or an eggplant.
And no one would know. That’s the fun of having a vagina, it’s so big and flexible, it can fit all kinds of things in secret.
It would be so amazing to be able to wear tight shorts like that, especially without any underwear.
Unfortunately like most guys I can’t, I physically can’t, because my penis and balls get in the way.
If I woke up in a woman’s body like this, I would be so happy.
I’d be amazing to being able to walk comfortably and play with my vagina, but the thing I’d look most forward to would be never having to get hit in the nuts again. Trust me, once you’ve experienced the pain once, you’d never ever want to experience it again.
Who needs tan lines?
You think your body’s better because you have a penis and you can pee off the side of this boat?
Look here, I may not have a penis, but that doesn’t mean you’re better than me. I can grab your balls and make you drop to the ground with one hand. Who’s the better sex now?
