Women showing men why being female is superior
I think it’s so funny and sad that some guys that have really long dicks or low hanging balls have to wear a jock strap for support just to walk comfortably. It’s so pathetic that you need artificial help just to function. Look at me, I can walk around naked without any problems. Having a penis and balls must be terrible.
“What do you think getting hit in the nuts feels like?”
“I don’t know… does it sting? No it burns, right? Come on, stop laughing at me! Look at me, I don’t have any, so how would I know?”
“If you were a guy, how long would your dick be?”
“I don’t know! I guess 10 inches would be nice haha, if I have to have one it must as well be big, right? But I’d only want it for a day or so, just to see how it feels, I don’t want to have to carry it around for the rest of my life.”
That feeling of guilt when you accidentally hit a guy in the nuts, and you have no idea how much it hurts because you’ve never had to experience it, and even though you feel sorry for him, secretly you feel really lucky you don’t have balls.
I wonder what it must be like to be a girl.
She has no idea what getting hit in the balls feels like. She doesn’t know how severe the pain is, how it literally makes it feel like your world is ending. She doesn’t know that horrible ache in the balls, and how it spreads up deep into the belly.
She’s ignorant to the pain, and ignorance is bliss.
He gazed transfixed upon his new female body.
The last thing he remembered, he was searching for the legendary magic genie. He fell into a deep crevice and crushed his balls hard against a rocky ridge. The fall was so great that it ruptured both testicles. He was in such great pain, he was afraid he might die of shock. “Please!” he sobbed into the darkness. “Make the pain stop! I’ll do anything!”
And the next thing he knew, he was here, on the beach, with a completely female body. He was fascinated by this new crotch: no penis, no testicles. “Are they really gone?” he thought. He realized he might never feel testicular pain again. This isn’t what he intended with his wish, but as he smacked his crotch and felt no pain whatsoever, he thought “I could get used to this…”
You know, boxers are supposed to be for guys, but really I think they’re more comfortable for girls. The tip of the dick just dangles and chafes everywhere, and that’s the most sensitive part of the penis. It’s like rubbing sandpaper on your clit. Really, every underwear is more comfortable for girls. It’s just not fair.
You think that’s a cold shock? She doesn’t have to experience ice cold water hitting your balls. Now THAT fucking stings. She’s so lucky she doesn’t have balls, it would be ten times worse.
“I’m so glad I don’t have a penis. It must be annoying to carry that around your whole life.”
Boys: their penis shrinks in the cold and it’s embarrassing.
Girls: don’t have that problem.