This is what a superior crotch looks like. It doesn’t two balls dangling as an extreme liability. It doesn’t have a penis that gets in the way of walking. It’s smooth, elegant, and streamlined, like a functional joint should be.
This is where you guys have balls, right? This area right here at the bottom of the crotch. Isn’t it stressful having such a vulnerable spot there? And everyone knows it’s your weak spot too. I’m so happy that I don’t have balls.
So this is where you guys have balls? That’s so weird, I can’t even imagine having a weak spot here. God, that must suck for you guys.
Guys, imagine if there were some dangly bits in your armpit. You’d have to adjust it every time you move your arm, and if it gets hit it’s extremely painful. No one would want that, right? So why would anyone want a penis and balls? It’s the same thing except between the legs. Just doesn’t make any sense.
Oh the perverted thoughts…..
A penis is such a bad design. Why would you have a long dangly thing hanging there in the way between your legs? It doesn’t make sense, it just gets in the way and is uncomfortable every time you move. I’m so glad I don’t have to have one.
So wait, you guys tell me you can’t even do this without crushing your nuts? That’s so sad, it doesn’t even affect me at all.
It just makes more sense to have no balls. Why would anyone want to have a weak spot dangling down there?
Once, my boyfriend and I were cuddling naked in a hammock, him on the bottom, me on top. We were horsing around and the hammock flipped over. Unfortunately for him, his nuts got twisted up in the net, and when it flipped upside down, he was caught hanging from his nuts. Let me tell you, I’ll never forget how much pain he was in. I felt so sorry for him, but at that same time I felt so, so lucky that I didn’t have nuts of my own and I would never have to experience the pain he was feeling. I rushed over to the net to free his nuts, but due to his weight pulling, they were plucked down through the net one at a time, causing him even more pain. One hospital visit and $2000 later, I’d never been so thankful to be a girl in my life.
Guys, imagine a life where you never, ever have to feel the pain of getting hit in the nuts. Wouldn’t that be nice? People know that’s what a girl’s life is like, but they don’t really focus on it or give it extended thought. But it’s a big deal: girls don’t have to feel one of the most excruciating pains in existence. It’s so unfair and I love it.
Guys get so insecure about their cock size, thinking they need a giant one to feel like a man, yet girls are perfectly happy with no cock at all. Guys are subconsciously entered into a competition of who’s the biggest, by both guys and girls, over something they don’t even have control over. I’d rather just not have one at all.