pussyenvyfetish:

Women’s bodies are just so beautiful. It makes so much more sense to have a flat crotch than to have a penis and balls hanging there. Why would you put dangling, soft, sensitive bits right there of all places? The female body is just a much better design.

pussyenvyfetish:

I wonder why there aren’t more guys who think having a penis and balls kinda sucks. How could any guy look at this picture and think “man, look at that smooth crotch of hers. I’m so glad I have this sensitive sack of balls hanging between my legs that could cause me excruciating pain at the slightest hit. And I’m so glad I have a dangly penis that I have to uncomfortably stuff into underwear every single day of my life. Being a guy sure is great!”

pussyenvyfetish:

I’m so jealous of girls’ bodies. You could smack her right in the crotch again and again and it wouldn’t really hurt her at all, but if you did it to a guy just once, he’d be curled over in pain for minutes. I don’t think girls truly appreciate what an advantage it is to not have balls.

pussyenvyfetish:

I’m really jealous how if she wanted to, she could walk around in public like that. She has no penis hanging down, she can’t get a boner that lifts or pushes out the front of the dress, so as long as she’s careful, no one would ever know she’s wearing no panties.

pussyenvyfetish:

I think dance and gymnastics are sexy because a woman’s body is smooth and elegant. She has four limbs and tight control over each one, there’s nothing extra dangling out of control.

But with guys, it’s different. There’s a fifth appendage, and he has no nervous control over it, it just flops around wherever gravity pulls it. Guys’ bodies are not elegant, and that’s something that I envy about girls.

pussyenvyfetish:

There’s a tight fucking crotch if I’ve ever seen one. Some girls wish they had a penis but her, she’d hate having a dick, she must be so used to having a crotch that’s smooth and comfortable and not painful when you hit it. Her crotch has never had an uncomfortable day in her life. God it must be nice.

pussyenvyfetish:

So many guys wish they had a giant dick, but I don’t think they realize how it would make having a penis even more uncomfortable, more of a burden. Imagine having to wear special underwear, or not being able to wear certain pants because of the dick getting in the way.

I’d much rather be a girl, with no penis at all. Wearing underwear and pants would be a breeze with no giant cock in the way.