pussyenvyfetish:

Yeah, I can’t aim my pee like you boys can. But I can take something so deep inside my vagina, I feel it behind my bellybutton. And trust me, it’s a way, way better feeling. Do have any idea how good it feels to have something tickle you from that deep inside?

Oh, you can aim your pee, big whoop. I’d rather have my ability any day.

pussyenvyfetish:

So I have no cock. What’s the big deal? You boys think it must be so awful to live without a cock, but really, it’s not that bad. True, I have to sit down to pee, but pretty much everything else is better. For one thing, I’ll never have to get hit in the nuts. I don’t even know what it feels like. I can’t even imagine it. My mind is completely untainted by that pain. Also, I have an amazing vagina that lets me fit all kinds of things inside my body, and tickle me in places you boys can’t even reach. I get to feel sensations you don’t get to feel. So don’t you go feeling sorry for me; if anything, I should feel sorry for you.

pussyenvyfetish:

Face it, being a girl is better than being a guy.

I just kicked you in the balls. I’m completely exposing my crotch to you, but no matter what you do to me, I’ll never have to experience the pain I just gave you.

I’m so lucky I don’t have balls…

pussyenvyfetish:

Guys, let’s run a little experiment. Let’s say hypothetically that sex feels better as a guy. It doesn’t, but let’s just assume it does. Most of the time, you’re not having sex. So all day, for the rest of your life, would you rather have penis and sensitive balls uselessly dangling from your crotch? Or would you rather have a nice, smooth, flat vulva? No question, having a vulva is more comfortable.

Us girls get the best of both worlds; sex is just as good for us, if not better, and it’s a hell of a lot more comfortable for us during the 99% of the time we’re not having sex. It’s a win-win in our favor.

pussyenvyfetish:

I’ve always thought that having a penis might be fun for a day, but after that I’d just get sick of it. It’d be all dangling in the way, especially if it was a big 8 or 9 incher. And the balls would be such a pain in the ass to deal with, always having to adjust them and protect them.

Boys, I guarantee you if you tried not having a penis for a day, you wouldn’t want to go back. Having a vagina is so smooth and comfortable. Yeah, sex would feel different without a penis, but 99% of your life, you’re not having sex, so wouldn’t you rather be more comfortable in that time?

pussyenvyfetish:

You boys are always so insecure about your penis size. “Oh I can’t let them see, what if everyone thinks I’m small, I wish I had more than 6 inches, I wish I had 9 or 10 inches.”

That’s why I’m glad I don’t have a penis. I don’t have to deal with the stress and insecurity you guys deal with.

pussyenvyfetish:

I may be tied up spread wide open, but I’m still not as vulnerable as a guy would be in this position. You’d be able to hit his nuts freely, putting him in unbearable pain. But you’ll never be able to do that to me, because I don’t have nuts.

pussyenvyfetish:

peggingpeople:

Luv it !

The great thing about being a girl is even though you don’t have a dick, you can have a bigger dick than any guy! For a guy, it’s embarrassing and emasculating to have to wear a strap on or cock extender because it suggests the one he has isn’t big enough. But us girls, since we don’t have a dick, we’re not held to such a high standard. We’re granted the freedom to wear whatever size dick we want.