Proof of the advantage of not having balls
The older I get, the more I realize having no penis is more of a blessing than a curse. Sure, buys get an appendage I don’t get, but I don’t have to deal with all the inconveniences of owning one. And having this sexy body lets me control men via their penis; I can play them and control them like it’s a joystick.
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You see how I don’t have a penis? That’s what allows me to wear such tight little underwear. I can do something a boy can’t do, and that feels good.
Really? You think you’re so awesome because you can pee standing up? Look here, look at me. I have no penis, I can’t pee standing up like you can. But I also have no balls, so I can’t be hurt there like you can. And without a penis and balls in the way, I can wear these tight little panties and be perfectly comfortable. So don’t go on thinking having a penis is so great. It’s not.
After you accidentally got hit in the balls, she just stands there looking at you with a puzzled look on her face. She doesn’t understand the pain you’re in. She’ll never understand the pain you’re in. Because you can look down at her crotch and see that she doesn’t have balls, she doesn’t have the same pathetic weakness that you have.
She could walk for hours, HOURS along that beach without ever having to unstick her balls once, or adjust her dick once, because she doesn’t have to deal with those problems. Her body is better designed than ours.
Look at her smooth, flat crotch. It must be nice not having anything dangling all over the table. No, for her, her crotch is always comfortable, with nothing in the wrong place.
Boys might be able to pee standing up, but they’ll never be able to do this. Arguably, not having testicles as a weakness is an even bigger benefit.
Since she doesn’t have a penis, she can press her crotch on whatever she wants, however she likes, and it will never cause her any pain or discomfort. Girls are so lucky.
I think it’s amazing how she’s able to do this without any pain while a giant, big strong man wouldn’t be able to. She has an ability guys don’t. It’s so unfair how she gets this advantage, but that’s just the way nature is.