pussyenvyfetish:

Yes! I just won again, that’s the fifth Roshambo in a row.

Want to know how I keep winning these crotch-kicking contests? Here, take a look! That’s right, I don’t have any balls. I don’t have a penis either. There’s nothing there to get injured, just soft, smooth skin.

What do you mean your parents never taught you this stuff? Is this really the first time you found out girls don’t have balls and a penis? Oh wow, I can see from the bulge in your pants that I got you real excited. Just keep thinking about how I don’t have a penis and I can take as many hits to the crotch as I want. Yes, now stroke your penis, faster. Wait till you see what happens next….

pussyenvyfetish:

My crotch is hovering just over the water. See how sexy that is?

If I had a penis, it would be dipping in the water and be uncomfortable. If I had balls, they’d be freezing, trying to pull up back toward my body.

Instead, I have this nice, smooth gap, with no penis and no balls.

pussyenvyfetish:

Doing the splits is a lot more fun as a woman because I never have to worry about hitting my balls.

I can spread as far as I want and dip my crotch as far down as I want, I will never suffer the excruciating pain you go through if you slip up even once and let them get hit.

pussyenvyfetish:

girlswithsmallbreasts:

Find a fuck buddy tonight: http://bit.ly/1JQA9Og

You boys think you’re so lucky to have a penis.

Look at how smooth and sexy my body is. Look at my smooth, flat, sensitive crotch. Tell me there isn’t anyone in the world who wouldn’t be happy to have this body.

You think I lose sleep at night wishing I had a penis? Please. Having a smooth, sexy body like this is worth way more than that. I don’t have to worry about getting hit in the nuts, I never have to adjust my dick or balls, I just have fun and enjoy my body however I want.

One day, you boys will realize having a penis isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, and it’s better to not have one. You’ll have wasted your life defending the wrong side.

pussyenvyfetish:

You don’t know what having two fists inside you feels like, do you?

Hell, you don’t even know what having one fist inside feels like. Your body didn’t give you a hole big enough.

That’s why I love being a woman. I can fit things in my body you’d never be able to. It would kill you to try to fit all this in your mouth or ass. For me, it’s so easy, it actually feels kinda good.

I love being able to do things you can’t do. It makes me feel superior for being a woman. Which I am.

pussyenvyfetish:

Hey sweetie, what does getting hit in the balls feel like?

I’ve always wanted to know. It looks so painful.

What do you mean the pain radiates up into your belly? Your testicles got hit, how does it hurt all the way up there?

What’s the character of the pain? Is it burning, stinging, aching? What do you mean it’s hard to describe? You mean the pain is so unique it’s hard to put into words?

Babe, I don’t think you’re trying hard enough. How about I hit you in the balls right now? Maybe then you’ll find the words to describe how it feels….

pussyenvyfetish:

You think that because I don’t have a penis I’m weak?

You think that because I don’t have a penis you’re better than me?

Listen buddy, I may not have a penis, but I’m every bit as good as you are. I may not be able to do some things you can do, like pee standing up, but there’s plenty of things I can do that you can’t.

Can you take a hit to the crotch without being fazed? Can your body swallow a hand all at once without pain?

Didn’t think so.

pussyenvyfetish:

Is it true that you boys’ cocks shrink when it’s cold? Is it true the tip starts to sting and get numb if it’s in the cold too long?

How pathetic that you have to deal with such problems. My crotch is just fine in this cold weather. Just goes to show that having no penis is better than having one.